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Old 02.06.2017, 08:15
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Infiniti Nbeeyon Ascot???

May California Vlad The Impala (or Impaler)???

@ZuriRollt, Iím with you on these!
Perhaps it's cultural.

May Cali... - this info is irrelevant. This specific plate "number" is registered in other states, too, if you are partial to California, but I chose this one based on photo quality.

So we've got left with just "Vlad the Impala" a play on Vlad the Impaler - you have to pronounce the word "Impala" with almost a Jamaican or British accent (sorry, Brits, I know you've got 1000s of accents, but again, this is irrelevant right now ). So, imp-ail-ah (imp-eil-ah).

You've never heard the phrase "to infinity and beyond"??? It could be cultural, but also generational...and I haven't even watched Toy Story until last year.

Infiniti Nbeeyon - the N is an abbreviation of "and", other ex: rock 'n roll, cash 'n carry; and "beyond" is just a creative way to spell "beyond.

I hope this elucidates the mystery and you can laugh at the goofy plate numbers.
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Old 02.06.2017, 08:54
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May Cali... - this info is irrelevant. This specific plate "number" is registered in other states, too, if you are partial to California, but I chose this one based on photo quality.

So we've got left with just "Vlad the Impala" a play on Vlad the Impaler - you have to pronounce the word "Impala" with almost a Jamaican or British accent (sorry, Brits, I know you've got 1000s of accents, but again, this is irrelevant right now ). So, imp-ail-ah (imp-eil-ah).

You've never heard the phrase "to infinity and beyond"??? It could be cultural, but also generational...and I haven't even watched Toy Story until last year.

Infiniti Nbeeyon - the N is an abbreviation of "and", other ex: rock 'n roll, cash 'n carry; and "beyond" is just a creative way to spell "beyond.

I hope this elucidates the mystery and you can laugh at the goofy plate numbers.
I still don't get it.

Why would anyone buy an Infiniti??

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Old 02.06.2017, 11:13
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Have you all been asleep in the 00s?

Buzz Lightyear was the man.. the Toy Story movies are brilliant

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Old 02.06.2017, 11:54
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Buzz Lightyear was the man.. the Toy Story movies are brilliant

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I don't get it either. What does an Infiniti have to do with the number infinity? Is it something to do with both of them not being real?

And I'm totally stumped by that V-lad plate. Is it a clean-living young man who is well informed about nutrition? And Mr Funnybone, most of those thousands of British accents would render "impala" as "imPAHla". Maybe it's something to do with a Bavarian beerfest brass band? Even if not, that's alluringly alliterative.
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Old 02.06.2017, 12:03
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I don't get it either. What does an Infiniti have to do with the number infinity? Is it something to do with both of them not being real?

And I'm totally stumped by that V-lad plate. Is it a clean-living young man who is well informed about nutrition? And Mr Funnybone, most of those thousands of British accents would render "impala" as "imPAHla". Maybe it's something to do with a Bavarian beerfest brass band? Even if not, that's alluringly alliterative.
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Old 02.06.2017, 17:42
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I don't get it either. What does an Infiniti have to do with the number infinity? Is it something to do with both of them not being real?

And I'm totally stumped by that V-lad plate. Is it a clean-living young man who is well informed about nutrition? And Mr Funnybone, most of those thousands of British accents would render "impala" as "imPAHla"...
You wouldn't say "impala" with the first "a" as in apple? That's how I say it, and it sounds close to "impaler".
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Old 02.06.2017, 18:38
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Okay, thanks for the explanations.
Definitely cultural.
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Old 03.06.2017, 06:21
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.

It's shift work.
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Old 03.06.2017, 07:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

"Waiter, you got matzo balls?"
"No, that's the way I walk."
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Old 03.06.2017, 11:08
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Old 03.06.2017, 12:08
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Old 03.06.2017, 12:13
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"Waiter, you got matzo balls?"
"No, that's the way I walk."
That's like the old Baskin & Robbins joke:

"Crushed nuts?"
"No, laryngitis"
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Old 03.06.2017, 17:10
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I just bought a toaster with wifi and internet access.

It's brilliant apart from the pop ups.
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Old 03.06.2017, 18:43
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Old 03.06.2017, 19:24
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

The ultimate encapsulation of terrible jokes that I've seen so far on this thread - or ?
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Old 05.06.2017, 10:22
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

More terrible jokes
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.


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I've come to the conclusion 'kale ruins everything' including probably the bin so don't do this kids in case it ruins your bin.
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