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Old 15.06.2017, 01:17
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Old 15.06.2017, 23:38
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Old 15.06.2017, 23:48
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Old 16.06.2017, 15:42
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

The last one is for me.
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Old 18.06.2017, 12:00
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Old 18.06.2017, 18:28
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Bad Translations,

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Old 18.06.2017, 18:44
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Old 20.06.2017, 16:03
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

a repost.. but still funny

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Old 20.06.2017, 23:09
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Old 21.06.2017, 04:12
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Old 21.06.2017, 10:34
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

There was a Poetry Competition in Australia. Only condition: The Poem has to end with “Timbuktu”.

A nice poet from a priest, which made second:

I was a priest for all my life
Had no children and no wife
I read the bible through and through
On my way to Timbuktu.

Nice enough, but the winner was a Shepard’s poem:

Tim and I to Melbourne went
There were three women in a tent
They were three and we were two
So I booked one and Tim booked two.
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Old 21.06.2017, 12:25
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it."
Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word."
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Old 22.06.2017, 09:32
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Old 22.06.2017, 15:58
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Old 24.06.2017, 00:06
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Theme: The good old days. Enjoy!

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Old 24.06.2017, 00:13
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I was called "Miss Piggy" by a now unfriended friend. Here my response.

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Old 24.06.2017, 00:30
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Old 24.06.2017, 07:54
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Old 24.06.2017, 11:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Well, someone's clearly just coming off meds.
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