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Old 24.06.2017, 13:53
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Old 27.06.2017, 22:07
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Old 28.06.2017, 18:47
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

An advertisement was created based on this joke - became a little bit of a cult classic: https://youtu.be/pDUIIl_OUuo
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Old 03.07.2017, 23:37
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I had an accident in the health food store: a bottle of Omega 3 fell on me. But, don't worry. My injuries were all super fish oil.
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Old 10.07.2017, 00:01
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Old 12.07.2017, 04:34
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I saw a post about how to read maps backwards but it turned out to be spam.
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Old 12.07.2017, 04:36
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Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars, according to Smokey the Bear.
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What do Smokey the Bear, Atilla the Hun and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle names.
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Old 12.07.2017, 15:52
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A very, very nerdy IT joke:


Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they can't C#.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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A very, very nerdy IT joke:


Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they can't C#.
Ah nerd jokes.

Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, that's a hardware problem
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Old 14.07.2017, 22:24
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Any salad can be called a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.
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Old 15.07.2017, 12:04
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Heard about that bloke who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the underground?


Went from Barking to Tooting in half an hour.
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Old 15.07.2017, 12:37
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Heard about that bloke who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the underground?


Went from Barking to Tooting in half an hour.
...as long as you didn't have a joke lined up for going to Cockfosters!
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Old 18.07.2017, 17:07
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Old 21.07.2017, 19:16
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If you find a smaller fish, let minnow.
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