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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

"She treats me like Lucy treats Linus."
"Oh, sounds like you have analogy to Peanuts."
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Old 25.07.2017, 23:03
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Old 27.07.2017, 14:25
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Old 27.07.2017, 14:38
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

[nerd alert]

The Uruk Hai were Saruman's orcs

[/nerd alert]
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Old 27.07.2017, 15:48
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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The Uruk Hai were Saruman's orcs

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Meme, I did not make

but.. a nerdy point: Saruman worked for Sauron and took orders from Mordor through his palantir stone, no?

And all orch work must've shrivelled up completely after Sauron met his end.

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Old 02.08.2017, 22:04
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Old 03.08.2017, 20:21
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Old 07.08.2017, 08:27
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I met a really fat psychic today... guess that makes her a 4 chin teller
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Old 07.08.2017, 09:09
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Old 07.08.2017, 10:57
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I was looking at a woman's breasts in an elevator today.
She said can you please press one?
So I did.
Then she hit me.
Women are so confusing!
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Old 13.08.2017, 10:22
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Old 15.08.2017, 12:21
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Old 16.08.2017, 08:44
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

(granted, Saudi isn't the only one doing it)
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Old 22.08.2017, 10:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

I'm sorry
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Old 29.08.2017, 11:22
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Why did the smart phone wear glasses?


It lost all it's contacts....
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Old 29.08.2017, 14:33
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the show?
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