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Old 31.08.2017, 23:13
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I had the pleasure of meeting a couple of DB's fellow Yam Yams today. The man had a bit of a Black Country accent but his wife was really broad.

Just goes to show, the female is Dudleyer than the male.
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Old 31.08.2017, 23:19
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Old 04.09.2017, 08:46
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

There are reports that a Yorkshire city has gone missing. Police are concerned and are looking for Leeds.
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Old 04.09.2017, 14:30
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Old 04.09.2017, 14:37
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Bartender : We don't serve your kind in here.

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A Time traveler walks into a bar.
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Old 04.09.2017, 14:40
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Posted before.. but.. but 'tis funny

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Old 04.09.2017, 15:58
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Why that American run into the fire in Switzerland?

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He was looking for brown sugaaAAAARRGGGG

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Old 04.09.2017, 16:06
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Why that American run into the fire in Switzerland?

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He was looking for brown sugaaAAAARRGGGG

Pathetic and totally devoid of humour.

You must be a riot at parties.
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Old 04.09.2017, 16:11
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Pathetic and totally devoid of humour.

You must be a riot at parties.
Well, I guess that ends my prospective career in comedy...I burned it!
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Old 05.09.2017, 11:13
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm? sweet!
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Old 07.09.2017, 10:57
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:

Leviticus 20:13 esv:
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Old 08.09.2017, 15:48
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Old 11.09.2017, 17:37
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
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Old 11.09.2017, 20:28
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Old 16.09.2017, 12:22
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Old 26.09.2017, 12:17
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Vegans think butchers are gross
But people who sell vegetables and fruits are grocer
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

British or American Virgin Islands..... not any more. The Huricanes totaly shaged them!

av a great day y'all

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Old 29.09.2017, 12:38
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

From my twitter feed today.

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Old 29.09.2017, 17:21
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From my twitter feed today.

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