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An attempt to explain quantum mechanics with non-quantum objects The famous Schrödinger cat which is in a superposition, i.e. neither alive, nor dead. Google it, too boring to explain here.
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Old 29.09.2017, 17:41
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An attempt to explain quantum mechanics with non-quantum objects The famous Schrödinger cat which is in a superposition, i.e. neither alive, nor dead. Google it, too boring to explain here.
LOL, I know Schrödinger's cat .... you're sure he didn't simply forget adding a link? Well if not you're very perceptive
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Cats and dogs.
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Old 08.10.2017, 21:23
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Old 09.10.2017, 15:07
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for an aftershave.

It was filmed at Liverpool's Anfield football ground.

Only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne.
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Old 09.10.2017, 15:43
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The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for an aftershave.

It was filmed at Liverpool's Anfield football ground.

Only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne.
That's a Brut of a joke. Well done!
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Old 09.10.2017, 18:04
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Many years ago when LIFE magazine was still on the market the company needed a new man in Japan so they employed a Japanese gentleman by the name of Mr.Han Lee.
The company told him to come over to NY for two weeks to gain insight into what was required of him and to introduce him to his peers. He proved to be a kind and gentle man, everyone liked him immediately.
On his second day he didn't turn up, so the firm phoned his hotel who said he'd left that morning on time but had asked for directions being unsure of how he should get to the firm. So, they said, he was probably a bit lost.
The director sent his secretary out to look for him as the hotel was in walking distance and he probably couldn't have strayed very far. And he hadn't. She spotted him in a coffee bar, forlornly staring out of the window.


Her first words to him when she greeted him were 'Oh, Sweet Mr.Lee of life at last I've found thee'.
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Old 09.10.2017, 18:41
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Many years ago when LIFE magazine was still on the market the company needed a new man in Japan so they employed a Japanese gentleman by the name of Mr.Han Lee.
The company told him to come over to NY for two weeks to gain insight into what was required of him and to introduce him to his peers. He proved to be a kind and gentle man, everyone liked him immediately.
On his second day he didn't turn up, so the firm phoned his hotel who said he'd left that morning on time but had asked for directions being unsure of how he should get to the firm. So, they said, he was probably a bit lost.
The director sent his secretary out to look for him as the hotel was in walking distance and he probably couldn't have strayed very far. And he hadn't. She spotted him in a coffee bar, forlornly staring out of the window.


Her first words to him when she greeted him were 'Oh, Sweet Mr.Lee of life at last I've found thee'.
I believe the secretary's name was Marietta. She was reputed to be rather popular with the young lads in the head office of LIFE.
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Old 09.10.2017, 19:06
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Harvey Weinsteins reputation has taken such a hit that the only career option is to run for president.
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Old 19.10.2017, 22:31
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Can you tell me Napoleon's nationality?

Course I can.

Correct!
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Old 20.10.2017, 21:43
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For sale: DeLorean DMC-12.

No time wasters.
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Old 23.10.2017, 14:38
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What does the fish say, when he hits a wall?
Damn!
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Have you heard about the film about the tractor?

You must have seen the trailer for it.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know.
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