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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I went to the off-licence Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Gin and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off my bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the bottle of Gin before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
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Old 20.06.2018, 22:27
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Old 22.06.2018, 13:44
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Old 22.06.2018, 20:08
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Old 27.06.2018, 17:54
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When will all these cookies I keep accepting finally be delivered?
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Old 28.06.2018, 22:58
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Old 28.06.2018, 23:04
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Old 28.06.2018, 23:06
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Wow, is that paint for sale?
i know a free Focus, in case youŽd like to try it out.
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Old 28.06.2018, 23:13
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i know a free Focus, in case youŽd like to try it out.
Sorry, didn't understand that one
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Old 29.06.2018, 00:48
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Sorry, didn't understand that one
Probably This

You even thanked the OP
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Old 29.06.2018, 11:10
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Probably This

You even thanked the OP
I see. I didn't make the connection to that other thread.
I still don't, to be honest. So I still didn't get the joke - but never mind.

The one posted by Swisstree was good - as usual.
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Old 29.06.2018, 11:19
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I see. I didn't make the connection to that other thread.
I still don't, to be honest. So I still didn't get the joke - but never mind.

The one posted by Swisstree was good - as usual.
Neither me... I'm trying to focus the camouflage tank
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Old 29.06.2018, 12:00
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The one posted by Swisstree was good - as usual.
But wait! There's more!















All shamelessly lifted from here.
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Old 29.06.2018, 12:05
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

LOL, maybe I should go back to reading newspapers. So much more fun.
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Old 29.06.2018, 16:17
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A man makes arrangements to have his wife killed. - He discusses it with the hitman, - I don't want her to suffer he says. - The hitman reassures him, don't worry, I'll choose a point below the left-breast, pull the trigger and it'll be all over. - Whoa, hold on a minute, I want her killed not kneecapped.
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Old 29.06.2018, 16:18
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I paid USD 3000 for my wife to have a boob job, she was happy,
I paid USD 4000 for her to have a nose job, she was delighted.




I treat myself to a USD 30 blowjob , and she goes ******* berzerk!!!
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Old 30.06.2018, 00:10
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All the fun that goes on in here when I've no time..



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