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Old 31.10.2018, 23:32
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If I could be a superhero, I’d be Aluminium Man.


My superpower would be foiling crime.

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Old 04.11.2018, 11:14
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I've just been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no Cure.
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Old 05.11.2018, 13:38
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A-ha!
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Old 05.11.2018, 13:50
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There is no Cure.
A-ha!
You need Doctor and the Medics for that.
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:27
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You need Doctor and the Medics for that.
Shouldn't I check with The Police first?
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:33
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I have some 2nd hand chewing gum for sale, almost mint
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:34
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u2?!
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:37
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thats madness
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:37
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Well, yeah.. am not a Pretender.
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:39
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Well, yeah.. am not a Pretender.
bit of a drama QUEEN tho
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:40
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bit of a drama QUEEN tho
No, more Tears for Fears i think..
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:44
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No, more Tears for Fears i think..
sounds like you're in Dire Straits, maybe Poison was involved? need a New Order for the Cure? should help your Simple Minds, just don't Rush
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:46
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sounds like you're in Dire Straits, maybe Poison was involved? need a New Order for the Cure? should help your Simple Minds, just don't Rush
Don't have time for all that.. have men at work here.
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:56
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Don't have time for all that.. have men at work here.
aw Snap, don't lose Heart
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Old 05.11.2018, 16:58
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aw Snap, don't lose Heart
Thanks. I am adamant I won't.
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Old 05.11.2018, 17:38
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Shouldn't I check with The Police first?
Nah, they don't have Simple Minds like you

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Old 05.11.2018, 17:50
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Nah, they don't have Simple Minds like you
Well, aren't you lovely.. Beastie Boy!
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Old 05.11.2018, 17:58
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What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!
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Old 05.11.2018, 21:12
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Well, aren't you lovely.. Beastie Boy!
Wham! Seems like everyone's in a Rush to keep this going ...
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Old 05.11.2018, 21:20
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Wham! Seems like everyone's in a Rush to keep this going ...
Yes indeed.. it's all a Go-Go's
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