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Old 09.10.2019, 23:08
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

"When smog lifts in Los Angeles"


"Do U C L A."
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Old 09.10.2019, 23:14
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Old 12.10.2019, 06:06
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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey you're in here a lot. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?" The horse replies "I don't think I am." And poof! it disappears from existence.

This joke is a reference to the philosopher Descartes and his famous line "I think, therefore I am."

I could have explained this first, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
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Old 13.10.2019, 08:41
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What do u call a girl on her period?

Call her next week
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Old 20.11.2019, 23:48
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Two milk bottles on a step
First one
"I don't half feel fresh "
Second one
"Sorry I can't help you I'm sterilized."
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Old 02.03.2020, 22:05
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The rabbit says, "I might be a typo.".
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Old 02.03.2020, 22:21
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A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
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Old 03.03.2020, 10:38
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

- When you die, how you'd like to be remembered? What do you like the people to say about you?


- hey, wait a min...... he's moving!!!
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Old 05.03.2020, 02:57
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- When you die, how you'd like to be remembered? What do you like the people to say about you?


- hey, wait a min...... he's moving!!!

Laughing!!
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A real dialogue between a former Swiss colleague and I - it deserves to be in the jokes section.
A few months after I arrived in Switzerland I was telling my colleagues what really meant expatriation, how it requires time and energy at the beginning to make things right (taxes, insurances etc, in a foreign language and within a different culture... you know what I mean).
My colleague stopped me while I was explaining and said:
"I know exactly what you mean. I experienced it too. I moved from Glarus to Zurich, you know."
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Old 05.03.2020, 21:11
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What's the dumbest animal in the jungle ?

A polar bear!
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Old 12.03.2020, 00:49
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I saw this post anywhere:
1. What's the best wish for Brazilian people in this moment?
2 Many visitors with covid-19 visiting National Congress.

1. Why?
2. Coz Brazilian people wanna a political reform quickly for National Congress. They don't endure corrupt politicians.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

An I needed that xD

Just came across this gem on twitter:

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Amusingly, Trump might be taken down by a Chinese virus that shares a name with a Mexican beer ...
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I used to cough to diguise a fart.
Now I fart to diguise my cough.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

The Germans are preparing for the covid crisis by stocking up with sausage and cheese.



This is the Wurst Käse scenario.
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