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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Experts are confident that washing our hands regularly will combat coronavirus, but say they are expecting an outbreak of OCD.
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Old 20.03.2020, 10:27
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My sister Ivy has been in isolation for over 3 weeks now. She's climbing the walls.
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Old 21.03.2020, 13:25
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Home office?

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Old 23.03.2020, 00:59
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Looking for something completely different, I ended up here.
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Old 28.03.2020, 16:08
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Old 05.04.2020, 13:16
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

The other day an off duty taxi driver swerved at the last minute to avoid a child. Consequently, he almost fell out of bed.
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Old 05.04.2020, 21:16
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The other day an off duty taxi driver swerved at the last minute to avoid a child. Consequently, he almost fell out of bed.
WTF???
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Old 05.04.2020, 21:23
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WTF???
Read it twice, get it, it's funny.
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Old 06.04.2020, 06:28
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Read it twice, get it, it's funny.
I did get it but wouldn’t go so far to say that it is funny
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Old 06.04.2020, 07:57
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I did get it but wouldn’t go so far to say that it is funny
Thanks
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Old 09.04.2020, 08:27
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A classic;

'Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."

Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."'
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Old 03.05.2020, 09:39
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Topical

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them...

They said it would be like winning the Lottery.

To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.
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Old 03.05.2020, 14:54
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Here's a dirty joke.....

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a boy fell in the mud!
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Old 03.05.2020, 16:16
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I did get it but wouldn’t go so far to say that it is funny
You did see the thread title, right?
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Man driving his car, texting, not paying attention, runs straight up the back end of the car in front.

As he sits there wondering what the hell happened, he sees the driver of the car he has just hit get out of the vehicle, looking furious. And he notices......the guy is a dwarf......

The man gets out of his car and the two come face to face.

“I’m Not Happy!” Says the angry dwarf.
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“OK”, says the man. “So which one are you, then?”
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Has anyone else noticed how Ford vehicle names become a lot more fun when you put the word “Anal” before them?

.....Ranger
.....Endeavour
.....Explorer
.....Probe
.....Escort
.....Fiesta
.....Excursion
.....Focus

Etc......

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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I was at a disco before lockdown, having a great evening.

They played the Jive, so Jived.

They played the Twist, so I Twisted.

then they played “Come on Eileen”.

i got thrown out for that one.

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I’ve always wondered: Do dwarves start every conversation about their childhood with the phrase: “When I was little....”?

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Old 06.05.2020, 19:48
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

If corona isn’t about beer,
why do I keep seeing cases of it?

The grocery stores look like tornadoes have hit them.
All that’s left is de brie.
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