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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Has anyone else noticed how Ford vehicle names become a lot more fun when you put the word “Anal” before them?

.....Ranger
.....Endeavour
.....Explorer
.....Probe
.....Escort
.....Fiesta
.....Excursion
.....Focus

Etc......

You can try this with the Word of Today thread for some real gems. Here's some of the prominent nominations from the last 3 pages:
.....Shield
.....Walnuts
.....Taking turn
.....Dice
.....Appetite
.....Sentry Duty
.....Potato
.....Visor
.....Gumball
.....Call
.....Supersponge
.....Breeze
.....Meat pies!
.....Cable
.....Scrub
.....schlongmongerschlupfendufer
.....Sharknado
.....Tensegrity
.....Masks
.....Multiverse
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Old 30.05.2020, 09:43
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Due to the meat crises, Wendys has really had it hard getting beef for her buns.
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Old 01.06.2020, 19:21
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?

One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
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Old 03.06.2020, 09:14
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I’ve just read about a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.

He went from Barking to Tooting in less than an hour!
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Old 03.06.2020, 12:50
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Kids these days will never understand what it was like in the 90’s when we had to clean the mouse balls just to get them to work!

I am glad I don’t have pets anymore.
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Old 11.06.2020, 10:10
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Old 11.06.2020, 10:54
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I finally worked out the difference between plumbers amd carpenters.

Plumbers don't kill themselves if you call them fat...
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Old 11.06.2020, 10:59
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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I finally worked out the difference between plumbers amd carpenters.

Plumbers don't kill themselves if you call them fat...
Oooooo I had to think about that hard. Not funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTFK5j8vqvw
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Old 11.06.2020, 11:19
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Too soon?
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Old 11.06.2020, 12:02
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Too soon?
No. Not me personally, but anorexia causes a lot of pain for family and friends, as do all bad addictions. Why make jokes? They only serve to belittle the issue.
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Old 26.06.2020, 19:33
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Old 26.06.2020, 21:27
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Q - If your vagina could talk what would it say?
A - "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough"


After God created the world and Adam and Eve he only had 2 things left so he offered them on a first come, first served basis.

God asked who wanted to be able to pee standing up and Adam's hand shot into the air immediately. God then turned to Eve and said "the other thing I have left is the multiple orgasm"


I'll get my coat
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Old 26.06.2020, 23:16
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Oooooo I had to think about that hard. Not funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTFK5j8vqvw
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No. Not me personally, but anorexia causes a lot of pain for family and friends, as do all bad addictions. Why make jokes? They only serve to belittle the issue.
Thank you, Steve, for both your posts here. I agree with you. And that's a moving song to which you linked!
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Old 27.06.2020, 08:07
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A man walked into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu.
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Old 27.06.2020, 20:34
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

that made me laugh out loud!
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Old 27.06.2020, 21:37
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.
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Old 04.07.2020, 22:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Now that one truly is terrible
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Old 05.07.2020, 22:18
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Now that one truly is terrible


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto!
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