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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins...




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Old 31.07.2020, 22:32
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I wonder if the user manual for a rifle has a troubleshooting section ...
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

How do you talk to giants?

Use big words.
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Old 08.08.2020, 12:56
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Name three fish beginning and ending in "K"
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1. Killer shark
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Old 08.08.2020, 12:56
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2. Kwiksave frozen haddock
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Is the third one Khabarovsk?
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Old 09.08.2020, 22:13
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Is the third one Khabarovsk?
That's a city. And I would object the K (Хаба́ровск - it is a ch actually), but I know azbuka doesn't count here.

I was thinking where the 3rd fish went..
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Old 09.08.2020, 22:21
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I like your thinking. But it's
3. Kilmarnock
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Old 10.08.2020, 01:12
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I like your thinking. But it's
3. Kilmarnock
Right, that's a plaice, of course.

I had to do it. Sorry. The suspense might have killed someone.
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Old 10.08.2020, 10:32
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Right, that's a plaice, of course.
I had to do it. Sorry. The suspense might have killed someone.

Well, you managed to murder that joke.
The correct way of playing it would have been for you to ask
'why Kilmarnock?'
and for me to answer
'it's a place in Scotland.'


On the plus side, to my knowledge, you're the first to get this right, so you get a medal.
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Old 10.08.2020, 18:30
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Well, you managed to murder that joke.
The correct way of playing it would have been for you to ask
'why Kilmarnock?'
and for me to answer
'it's a place in Scotland.'


On the plus side, to my knowledge, you're the first to get this right, so you get a medal.
Yeah, but if I'd asked "Why Kilmarnock?", I would have erased my opportunity to demonstrate my extraordinarily wide knowledge of terrible jokes.

I like what you did to fish #2, though. Usually it's just a humble king-sized haddock.
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Old 10.08.2020, 18:38
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Yeah, but if I'd asked "Why Kilmarnock?", I would have erased my opportunity to demonstrate my extraordinarily wide knowledge of terrible jokes.

I like what you did to fish #2, though. Usually it's just a humble king-sized haddock.

Well, since you're obviously very familiar with this terrible joke, you're going to have to give the medal back.
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Old 10.08.2020, 18:39
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Well, since you're obviously very familiar with this terrible joke, you're going to have to give the medal back.

On second thoughts, since you were so honest, you can keep the medal.
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Old 10.08.2020, 18:59
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On second thoughts, since you were so honest, you can keep the medal.
I already gave it back. Virtually.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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That's a city.

I was thinking where the 3rd fish went..
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Well, you managed to murder that joke.
The correct way of playing it would have been for you to ask
'why Kilmarnock?'
and for me to answer
'it's a place in Scotland.'


On the plus side, to my knowledge, you're the first to get this right, so you get a medal.
Read back - Khabarovsk is a place in Russia ... I demand that medal be transferred to me!
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Old 14.08.2020, 07:09
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Read back - Khabarovsk is a place in Russia ... I demand that medal be transferred to me!
It's taken me a while to respond as there was a question mark over whether we're dealing with two Ks here or a K and a ch.

After extensive research, I am happy to report that you were not only right but also first across the finish line (not fishing line) and I am therefore delighted to inform you that you are the clear winner and that the medal is on its way and should reach your virtual medal display case as we speak.
Congratulations!

and here's my research, in case you're interested.
https://www.khabarovskadm.ru/tourism...MENT_ID=121023
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Old 15.08.2020, 12:35
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Here is my hero: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc...ngham-52663136
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Old 16.08.2020, 16:56
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If you are a rock climber then,
sometimes you feel like a nut,
sometime you don't!
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