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Old 16.01.2021, 08:20
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Did you hear that the lead singer of the Police was in hospital? Apparently it was a Sting operation.
When they looked into his background they found that he already had a police record ...
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Old 16.01.2021, 08:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Whish I had a Groan button!!!!!!!
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Old 16.01.2021, 09:03
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Was that in ZH?

This thread makes me laugh so hard that my bra gets uncomfortable..
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Old 16.01.2021, 09:06
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Vaccination of 10mil people with 9 750 vaccines is well underway.
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Old 29.01.2021, 20:13
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Old 14.02.2021, 13:06
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Did you hear that John McEnroe applied for a role in the Harry Potter films ?

The director replied , “no man, you cannot be Sirius”.
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Old 23.02.2021, 11:38
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Old 23.02.2021, 15:39
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Thank you, MusicChick, that's a really good one. It'll have me chuckling for weeks!
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Old 24.02.2021, 00:52
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Old 27.02.2021, 08:19
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Here's a rude one....

Q. Can a Woman get pregnant from anal sex?

A. Yes! Where do you think Politicians come from?

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and a Great Weekend to y'all

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Old 27.02.2021, 09:58
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Old 27.02.2021, 12:08
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

They're getting worse. Keep it up!
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Old 27.02.2021, 12:50
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Yes!

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Old 04.03.2021, 13:28
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A Western joke:

Three-legged dog walks into a saloon
Says I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw...
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Old 04.03.2021, 16:18
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What does a house wear?
A dress.
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Old 09.03.2021, 08:42
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Old 09.03.2021, 16:21
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

2 ladies talking..

First lady,

“As i get older i’m not sure what i would prefer, alzheimers or parkinsons”

Second lady,

“Definitely parkinsons for me”

First lady,

“Why’s that?”

Second lady,

“I’d rather spill half a glass of wine than forget where it was”.

Stay safe.
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Old 09.03.2021, 18:53
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Prince Philip:

That's good. I was so worried it would be a ginge like his dad.
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