Go Back   English Forum Switzerland > Off-Topic > Off-Topic > Jokes/funnies  
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #2981  
Old 28.04.2021, 14:43
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Reply With Quote
  #2982  
Old 28.04.2021, 14:55
Axa's Avatar
Axa Axa is offline
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Oct 2019
Location: Suhr, Aargau
Posts: 3,880
Groaned at 55 Times in 53 Posts
Thanked 5,247 Times in 2,450 Posts
Axa has a reputation beyond reputeAxa has a reputation beyond reputeAxa has a reputation beyond reputeAxa has a reputation beyond reputeAxa has a reputation beyond reputeAxa has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
View Post
I'm ashamed of laughing, but still laughing.....
Reply With Quote
  #2983  
Old 28.04.2021, 19:01
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
View Post
I'm ashamed of laughing, but still laughing.....
Don't stop.
Reply With Quote
  #2984  
Old 28.04.2021, 19:04
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Reply With Quote
  #2985  
Old 11.05.2021, 01:16
Newbie
 
Join Date: Apr 2021
Location: Zürich
Posts: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Taking the Swiss has no particular reputation at present
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I had my first COVID-19-shot today, and have an appointment in 4 weeks for the second - the borcester.


I told the nurse I was dead scared of the jag. "Vac me gently", I pleaded.
Reply With Quote
  #2986  
Old 14.05.2021, 08:47
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Reply With Quote
  #2987  
Old 16.05.2021, 01:21
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Apr 2021
Location: zug
Posts: 520
Groaned at 76 Times in 50 Posts
Thanked 321 Times in 179 Posts
LakeSwimmer is considered knowledgeableLakeSwimmer is considered knowledgeableLakeSwimmer is considered knowledgeable
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

My wife can’t help stealing my Bitcoins
She’s a crypromaniac
Reply With Quote
  #2988  
Old 16.05.2021, 01:23
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Apr 2021
Location: zug
Posts: 520
Groaned at 76 Times in 50 Posts
Thanked 321 Times in 179 Posts
LakeSwimmer is considered knowledgeableLakeSwimmer is considered knowledgeableLakeSwimmer is considered knowledgeable
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

My wife bought me a timepiece to remind me everytime she ***** another guy..

Cuckold clock
Reply With Quote
  #2989  
Old 16.05.2021, 11:17
robBob's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Zurich
Posts: 3,098
Groaned at 67 Times in 52 Posts
Thanked 2,981 Times in 1,588 Posts
robBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Name:  609ccfbfc7298_xfmciq1ylry61__700.jpg
Views: 294
Size:  86.3 KB
Reply With Quote
  #2990  
Old 21.05.2021, 19:08
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Reply With Quote
  #2991  
Old 05.06.2021, 13:32
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Reply With Quote
  #2992  
Old 06.06.2021, 23:00
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Reply With Quote
  #2993  
Old 06.06.2021, 23:23
robBob's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Zurich
Posts: 3,098
Groaned at 67 Times in 52 Posts
Thanked 2,981 Times in 1,588 Posts
robBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Only a submarine is long, round and hard and comes filled with seamen.
Reply With Quote
  #2994  
Old 06.06.2021, 23:27
hoover1
 
Posts: n/a
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
View Post
Only a submarine is long, round and hard and comes filled with seamen.
tram in Moscow !
Reply With Quote
  #2995  
Old 06.06.2021, 23:35
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
View Post
Only a submarine is long, round and hard and comes filled with seamen.
w̸͖̫͖͋̀͋o̵̡̟̠͋̈́̕w̴͍͚͚͋̐͝
Reply With Quote
  #2996  
Old 07.06.2021, 08:48
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Reply With Quote
  #2997  
Old 07.06.2021, 11:11
robBob's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Zurich
Posts: 3,098
Groaned at 67 Times in 52 Posts
Thanked 2,981 Times in 1,588 Posts
robBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond reputerobBob has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
View Post
tram in Moscow !
But a submarine goes deeper.
Reply With Quote
  #2998  
Old 07.06.2021, 11:15
NotAllThere's Avatar
Modulo 2
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Baselland
Posts: 14,526
Groaned at 280 Times in 239 Posts
Thanked 21,811 Times in 8,839 Posts
NotAllThere has a reputation beyond reputeNotAllThere has a reputation beyond reputeNotAllThere has a reputation beyond reputeNotAllThere has a reputation beyond reputeNotAllThere has a reputation beyond reputeNotAllThere has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What do you with an escaped three legged horse?

Restabilise it.
Reply With Quote
  #2999  
Old 29.06.2021, 07:46
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Reply With Quote
  #3000  
Old 06.07.2021, 08:37
MusicChick's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: La Cote
Posts: 17,488
Groaned at 414 Times in 275 Posts
Thanked 20,428 Times in 10,577 Posts
MusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond reputeMusicChick has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
funnies, punography




Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (0 members and 2 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
EF Challenge: Number plate cushions litespeed Transportation/driving 42 30.08.2013 23:54
Website Challenge Lob Jokes/funnies 38 01.07.2008 22:01
I think I may be making a terrible mistake !! gypsy21 Daily life 66 27.04.2007 00:09
Ski Challenge Nickj General off-topic 0 04.12.2006 13:33


All times are GMT +2. The time now is 07:27.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.1.0