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Old 22.07.2021, 09:37
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

An old man is struck by a car and brought to the hospital.
A nurse enters his room and says, Sir, are you comfortable?
The old man replies, I make a nice living.
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Old 19.08.2021, 20:29
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I'd tell you a science joke, but all the good ones argon...
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Hahahaha..Awwww. So nice to see you again!
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Old 01.09.2021, 20:07
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

The Taliban claim that Afghanistan is now the safest country in the world.

That's because they've stopped women driving.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What's the difference between Emma Raducanu and Prince Andrew?

Emma's not scared of an American court.
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Old 12.09.2021, 11:33
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

My Grandmother drove at 90!



Until she got a ticket, now she restricts herself to 70mph.
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The Taliban claim that Afghanistan is now the safest country in the world.

That's because they've stopped women driving.
And they say the misogynistic Taliban have no humour.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Wow, this thread used to be really funny
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A junior anaesthetist was trying to decide whether the patient should be knocked out with gas, or whacked in the head with a boat paddle.

It was an ether / oar situation.
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Old 12.09.2021, 14:15
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Old 12.09.2021, 21:33
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And they say the misogynistic Taliban have no humour.
In return though, the taliban let their women walk in front of them now.




Someone needs to set off all those American "freedom" duds and booby traps.
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Old 15.09.2021, 08:55
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The John Cage 4′33″ of jokes.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Three months ago I ordered a book called "How To be A Successful Online Scammer".

Its still not arrived.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

The new UK reality
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