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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

The sequel to the Dune film will be out soon. It'll be called Duly.
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Old 29.04.2022, 09:06
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The Wife told me that I don't drink enough water in the day.

But I don't like water with my Whisky!

Enjoy the day y'all

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Old 29.04.2022, 09:07
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The secret of a good relationship....

The Man should never be afraid to sometimes say No!

And the Woman sould sometimes say Yes!

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Old 29.04.2022, 09:10
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabiii Dooooo
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Old 29.04.2022, 09:38
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The secret of a good relationship....

The Man should never be afraid to sometimes say No!

And the Woman sould sometimes say Yes!

The issue my wife has with me is that she can't read my mind. The issue I have with my wife is that she can't read my mind.

As Christians, we've found that the secret to a happy marriage is that we're both in love with the same man. I.e. me!
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Old 11.05.2022, 22:27
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I just sold a ghost on ebay …went for very low price….

That’ll come back to haunt me.
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Old 10.06.2022, 09:31
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When nothing goes right, go left.
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Sold a homing pidgeon 18 times on ebay
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

My nine year old was showing off her plastic cup and string telephone. Too much bragging. So I showed her my iPhone 13 and told her "This is the phone that kids your age in China are making."
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Old 10.06.2022, 10:50
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My nine year old was showing off her plastic cup and string telephone. Too much bragging. So I showed her my iPhone 13 and told her "This is the phone that kids your age in China are making."
At what age do they start making iPhones?
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Old 10.06.2022, 10:54
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At what age do they start making iPhones?
It's a reference to Apple being busted for using child labor in factories about a decade ago. Allegedly this is no longer the case.
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Old 10.06.2022, 10:58
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It's a reference to Apple being busted for using child labor in factories about a decade ago. Allegedly this is no longer the case.
Is that because they're all now in lock down?
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At what age do they start making iPhones?
iPhones… 13

Sorry .. not a very PC joke

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iPhones… 13

Sorry .. not a very PC joke
I read the thread title.
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Old 10.06.2022, 14:26
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Wifey: Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?

Me: No

Wifey: How about now?
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Old 10.06.2022, 14:40
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Wifey: Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?

Me: No

Wifey: How about now?
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Old 10.06.2022, 19:19
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Man comes home and tells the family that he's had enough, and he wont go to work any more!

To earn money his Wife and two Daughters will have to go out on the streets and bring the cash home!

At 11 pm the 19 year old comes home.
How much y' got, he askes. 700 she says!

At 4 am the 22 year old comes home.
How much y' got... 1200 she says.

After 4 days the Wife comes home!
How much y' got? 4005 franks she says!

4005? Who gave you five, he asks.

Every one of them she said!!!

Enjoy the weekend y'all

Greg
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Old 10.06.2022, 19:22
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Man comes home and tells the family that he's had enough, and he wont go to work any more!

To earn money his Wife and two Daughters will have to go out on the streets and bring the cash home!

At 11 pm the 19 year old comes home.
How much y' got, he askes. 700 she says!

At 4 am the 22 year old comes home.
How much y' got... 1200 she says.

After 4 days the Wife comes home!
How much y' got? 4005 franks she says!

4005? Who gave you five, he asks.

Every one of them she said!!!

Enjoy the weekend y'all

Greg
LOL.

I hope you won’t need to explain it to RobBob 😜
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Old 11.06.2022, 11:29
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LOL.

I hope you won’t need to explain it to RobBob 😜
Not funny!
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Old 11.06.2022, 13:01
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not funny!
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😉
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