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Old 11.06.2022, 13:06
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Wifey: Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?

Me: No

Wifey: How about now?


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Is that because they're all now in lock down?
That's the Uyghurs isn't it?
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Old 11.06.2022, 19:31
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Ok, back to the terrible ones, as requested by the title.

Pete once went to see the film "Shame" with his dad, but the graphic sex made it very awkward.



Everyone in the cinema asked them to stop.
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Old 13.06.2022, 13:37
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What do you call a dinosaur who uses cheap toilet paper?


A megasauraus.
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Old 14.06.2022, 12:39
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

My neighbor named his kids after Star Wars characters.

His son, Luke, is cool with it. His daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.
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Old 21.06.2022, 18:05
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Inspired by this https://www.englishforum.ch/daily-li...-national.html

The problem is, he's called Gunter, and she's called Morrow. And they want to call their child Teddy. The in-laws object because when he's an adult he'll be

Herr Teddy Gunter-Morrow.
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Old 21.06.2022, 18:06
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What do you call a dinosaur who uses cheap toilet paper?


A megasauraus.
I am might Thor!

Yeth, tho am I, she giggled, but it was fun wathn't it.
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Old 28.06.2022, 01:17
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What do you call a dinosaur who uses cheap toilet paper?


A megasauraus.
Itchysosaur
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I'm writing a short story with a Christmas theme. It's about a poor family who get through the holidays with a single warm coat between them all. Working title is: It's A One Duffle Life.
A Christmas Cagool
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Old 29.06.2022, 13:16
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Why do Swiss cows wear bells?


Because their horns don't work!
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Old 03.07.2022, 21:11
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I am might Thor!

Yeth, tho am I, she giggled, but it was fun wathn't it.
"I am Thor!"
"Here, take an athperin!"
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Old 05.07.2022, 13:24
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

There’s only one bar in our town. It takes me about five minutes to walk there.
It usually takes me about twenty minutes to walk home. The difference is staggering.
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Old 09.07.2022, 00:05
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

People who are offended when
I breastfeed in public need to STFU.

What I'm doing is natural and
strenghtens the bond between
me and my dog.
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Old 25.07.2022, 22:10
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Not exactly a joke but it'll have to do:

i) nothing is brighter than the sun
ii) a candle is brighter than nothing

Therefore a candle is brighter than the sun.
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Old 26.07.2022, 02:41
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Not exactly a joke but it'll have to do:

i) nothing is brighter than the sun
ii) a candle is brighter than nothing

Therefore a candle is brighter than the sun.
Very good 👏👏👏😊
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