Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
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Originally Posted by PaddyG
Would all those people wanting to make sick jokes about the demise of Amy Winehouse please make a line.
It's what she would have wanted.
/sorry
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Originally Posted by Chemmie
Too soon, Too soon,
But I do congratulate her on almost 3 days of sobriety
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Originally Posted by Upthehatters2008
What was her greatest hit ?
The last one...
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Originally Posted by Upthehatters2008
They cremated her on Saturday. It took 3 days to put the fire out.
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Originally Posted by weejeem
Oh dear, to be frank, the humour here's going back to black - I really ought to beehive myself but you know I'm no good
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Originally Posted by Upthehatters2008
In for a penny, in for a pound. Thank God this thread doesn't have Groan buttons.
Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
A: Having Amy Winehouse as a nanny!
Q: Why did the Amy Winehouse snort artificial sweetener?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Q: What's worth more than a black market kidney or liver?
A: Amy Winehouse's nose hairs!
Q: What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson?
A: Nothing, now.
Q. Why does Amy Winehouse have a tattoo of a pocket on her boob?
A. It's where she keeps the tattoo of her keys.
Q: What's the difference between February and Amy Winehouse?
A: February makes it to 28!
Q: What is Amy Winehouse's last wish?
A: For all her loved ones to please form a line!
Q: What's more toxic to babies than Chinese milk?
A: Amy Winehouse breastfeeding your kids!
Q: How do you know your playing a tennis match with Amy Winehouse?
A: Your opponent tries to snort the service line!
Q: Amy Winehouse's health is at risk due to her crack problem.
A: Her doctors say that if she doesn't wash it soon, she'll get gangrene. Singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London hospital Monday night. Apparently she walked naked past a mirror and saw her penis.
Q: Why was Amy Winehouse being treated for an adverse reaction to medication?
A: Doctor said she had overdosed on fresh air.
Q: Amy Winehouse just received the starring role in what movie?
A: Fraggle Rock: The Movie
Q: What will Amy Winehouse do with her 5 grammy awards?
A: Sell them on Ebay to buy crack!
Q: What’s the difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes? A: The jokes will get old.
Q: What’s the difference between me and Amy Winehouse?
A: Amy has more money, but I woke up on Saturday!
Q: How do men pick up Amy Winehouse?
A: With a stretcher!
Q: How do you know you have upset god?
A: When he sends you to rehab permanently!
Q: What did Amy Winehouse say right before she died?
A: "How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this line of coke...disappear!"
Q: What have Amy Winehouse and a fly got in common?
A: They’re both six feet. In world news today Switzerland just medicalised heroin! In other news, Amy Winehouse is moving to Switzerland!
Q: What did the devil say to Amy Winehouse?
A: Amy you should've went to rehab but you said no, no, no!
Q: Why is Amy Winehouse having fainting spells?
A: Her crack levels are getting low!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse have in common?
A: They both have a 10 year old crack addiction!
Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
A: "Coke Whore"
Q: What is Amy Winehouse's favorite song?
A: I wanna rock!
Are you guys serious...despite of how she lived, she was a human being and a very talented one at that. I'm the first one to crack sarcastic jokes but I have the common decency to respect a person's death. Upthehatters, you out of all people disappoint me the most. Didn't you write a thread about your diabetes...should we crack jokes about that sh*t or how your piss a** homo medicine is nothing but water?
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
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Originally Posted by lost_inbroad
Are you guys serious...despite how she lived, she was human being and a very talented one at that. I'm the first one to crack sarcastic jokes but I have the common decency to respect a person's death. Upthehatters, you out of all people disappoint me the most. Didn't you write a thread about your diabetes...should we crack jokes about that sh*t or how your piss a** homo medicine is nothing but water?
I think the name of this forum gives adequate license for graveyard humour. No need to take offense in this forum. Had you known her personally, that would be a different matter.
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
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Originally Posted by Upthehatters2008
I think the name of this forum gives adequate license for graveyard humour. No need to take offense in this forum. Had you known her personally, that would be a different matter.
If there was anything actually relevant or funny, then maybe I'd agree with you, but it's mostly re-hashed shite.
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
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Originally Posted by Upthehatters2008
I think the name of this forum gives adequate license for graveyard humour. No need to take offense in this forum. Had you known her personally, that would be a different matter.
Regardless of whether I knew her personally, the humoruous attempts at being funny on the account of a loss of life was rather tasteless and below anybody's standards..even yours for that matter.
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
For (many of) the British, almost all topics are open for poor taste jokes.
Maybe exceptions would be child murders and molesting.
Apart from that in many circles, it's open season.
But as English Forum is not just for English people, could someone else please send us a date for our calendars when we are permitted to post jokes about Amy Winehouse?
I remember the Diana jokes that came out straight after her death. People I knew found them hilarious and clever but I'm sure my mother would've been motified.
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
A Duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender asks:
"What's your name"
"Huey"
"What have you been upto today?"
"ahhh, I've been in and out of puddles all day and felt like a beer"
"OK then, there you go"
A little while later another duck walks into the same bar.
The bartender asks:
"What's your name"
"Dewey"
"What have you been upto today?"
"ahhh, I've been in and out of puddles all day and felt like a beer"
"OK then, there you go"
Not long after another duck walks in and sits at the bar.
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
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Originally Posted by higgybaby
For (many of) the British, almost all topics are open for poor taste jokes.
Maybe exceptions would be child murders and molesting.
Apart from that in many circles, it's open season.
But as English Forum is not just for English people, could someone else please send us a date for our calendars when we are permitted to post jokes about Amy Winehouse?
When the news broke that Amy had died, I posted to my FB, "I guess they tried to make her go to rehab and she said 'no, no, no'. I caught so much grief for that from BRITISH people. My American friends thought it was funny though.
On a different topic, a friend of mine mentioned something about the holy ghost "touching" people and I remarked, "What a pervert!!!" to which she promptly replied, "That's not funny! It's offensive and it's obscene!!!"
Some people just don't have senses of humor outside of their own schedules.
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