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18.02.2016, 22:43
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If you want to catch a squirrel, just climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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18.02.2016, 22:57
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reminds me of..  |
18.02.2016, 23:00
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.  |
18.02.2016, 23:06
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down  |
18.02.2016, 23:18
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How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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18.02.2016, 23:24
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
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18.02.2016, 23:33
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Just as I was about to shoot myself (if I had a gun). Please - keep them going ;-)
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18.02.2016, 23:36
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Speaking of music, there's only two or three Motown bands I really like. Maybe four tops.
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18.02.2016, 23:40
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18.02.2016, 23:41
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I've just been given two weeks to live. The wife's gone away for a fortnight. |
18.02.2016, 23:45
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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18.02.2016, 23:46
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I was told I needed to get a hearing aid fitted a few years ago but I never heard anything after.
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18.02.2016, 23:49
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I’m thinking about selling my theremin… I haven’t touched it in years.
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18.02.2016, 23:49
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Two old women were sat on a beach when a male streaker runs past....
One had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.
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18.02.2016, 23:58
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| Quote: | |  | | | Just as I was about to shoot myself (if I had a gun). Please - keep them going ;-) | | | | | you can always go back to page 1, they are still funny the next time around  |
19.02.2016, 00:03
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Will definitely get me through the night, and get those funny hormones pumping. Thank you Mädels
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19.02.2016, 00:08
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| Quote: | | | | | you can always go back to page 1, they are still funny the next time around | | | | | Thanks for the tip. Here goes...
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19.02.2016, 00:12
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19.02.2016, 00:17
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Just one more, MC - I need to go to bed..  |
19.02.2016, 00:26
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Me too...tired as hell. Sleep tight.  | |
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