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Old 27.02.2016, 11:26
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Old 27.02.2016, 20:19
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Old 28.02.2016, 14:48
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Old 28.02.2016, 14:54
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Jim Benton is awesome.
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Old 29.02.2016, 19:01
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Just finished my first day of being optimistic.

It could have been better.
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Old 01.03.2016, 21:58
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What do you do if you are attacked by a circus mob?

Go for the juggler.
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Old 02.03.2016, 09:44
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

How many snowboarders does it take to change a light bulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually do it, and 46 others to say, "man, I could do that!"
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Old 02.03.2016, 09:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What do you call 6x10^23 guacas?

A guacamole.

It's Avocado's number.
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Old 02.03.2016, 18:53
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A man decides he's going to start making his own Honey.

So he visits a bee farm and asks the owner if he can buy 10 bees to get himself started. No problem.

The bee farmer puts the bees in a jar for the man who then pays him and makes to leave. He decides to quickly count the bees and in doing so realises the farmer has put 11 bees in the jar.

Being the honest bloke he is, he turns and tells the farmer of his mistake

"Excuse me sir, you've given me eleven bees here instead of ten"

"No problem" says the farmer, "the extra one is a free bee"
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Old 03.03.2016, 14:08
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Old 03.03.2016, 14:21
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

One Monday morning, a mailman was walking through the neighborhood on his usual route.
As he approached one of the homes, Bob, a homeowner, was coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had a hell of a party this weekend," the mailman commented.

Bob replied, "We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over and things got a bit wild. We got so drunk that we started playing 'Who Am I?'"

"How do you play that?" the mailman asked.

Bob continued, "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our units showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The mailman laughed and said, "I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded, "Your name was guessed four or five times."
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Old 03.03.2016, 19:13
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Old 04.03.2016, 23:26
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Old 04.03.2016, 23:29
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Old 05.03.2016, 11:36
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

But the question is if it was one person on EF, which poster would it be?
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Old 05.03.2016, 12:31
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But the question is if it was one person on EF, which poster would it be?
C'mon, just tell us..

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Old 07.03.2016, 10:43
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

If Donald Trump gets elected, there'll be hell toupee.
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