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Old 13.04.2016, 21:14
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

An old man says to his wife "When I met you you had long legs and big tits, now you've got long tits and big legs."

A women wants a boob job and goes to a plastic surgeon. He says it will cost 10,000chf.
She goes home and tells her husband.
He says no way, he knows a much cheaper way. He says all you have to do is rub a piece of toilet paper between your boobs everyday for 6 months and then they'll be massive.
She says do you think that will work?
He replies why not, it worked for your arse.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Have you heard about the two guys who stole a calendar?


They each got six months.
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Old 13.04.2016, 22:00
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Old 14.04.2016, 11:34
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A short video.

"Subways are a great place to catch up on your reading. But how do people react to book covers that are a little embarrassing, and also pretty hilarious? Watch how people react to comedian Scott Rogowsky “reading” some ridiculous books in public."

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Old 14.04.2016, 21:07
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Old 14.04.2016, 21:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

ok this is a bit in the realm of it its bad but its good.

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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

As told by David Cameron apparently, oh the man has wit...

A man moves to Lincolnshire, and is lonely until he gets a visit from a local farmer.

The farmer invites him to a party, but warns him there will be a lot of heavy drinking.

The man agrees that a bit of booze is likely to help lubricate the evening, and help him make friends.

The farmer warns there will probably be a lot of fighting, but that doesn’t deter the newcomer.

Finally, the farmer says the evening will probably end with “a lot of rough sex”, but the new arrival shrugs and supposes that’s as good a way as any to get to know people in the community.

As the farmer turns to head home, the the man asks him what he should wear.

The farmer says: “You can wear whatever you like, because it’ll just be you and me.”
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Poor old Cameron


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