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Old 31.05.2016, 21:10
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Why can I not groan here
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Old 31.05.2016, 21:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I wonder what it's like in Buttikon SZ.
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Old 02.06.2016, 19:03
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Old 02.06.2016, 20:43
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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I wonder what it's like in Buttikon SZ.
Same thing as on Hofacher Street (Kaisten)? I didn't think looking for a house could get this interesting.
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Old 02.06.2016, 22:29
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Old 03.06.2016, 00:30
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Wankdorf, Bern?
Interesting that that is where they play football too
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Old 03.06.2016, 00:32
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

This thread is really your home, ain't it?
Thanks for all the good laughs
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Old 04.06.2016, 10:58
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

For those of you who follow French politics (and can read some French).

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Old 06.06.2016, 22:01
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.
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Old 08.06.2016, 16:43
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Old 09.06.2016, 21:12
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

If your husband is getting lazy and overweight suggest some exercise.
Say on the fist day he walks 1 mile. Day two he was two miles, on the third day he walks three miles and so on.
That way, by the end of the week the fat pig will be 28 miles away!
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Old 10.06.2016, 21:58
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I had a job in a orange juice factory.
But unfortunately I got let go. When I asked why, the Boss told me I couldn't concentrate.
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Old 10.06.2016, 23:11
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I woke up today and there was a airplane in my garden. When I asked the pilot why it was there. He said that my landing light was on.
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