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Old 26.06.2016, 00:43
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Old 27.06.2016, 00:00
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Goodness, you don't need a mug when you've got a jar.

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Old 27.06.2016, 00:18
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Old 27.06.2016, 00:19
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Ay yay
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Old 27.06.2016, 14:22
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the

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The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

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Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Brussels.
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Old 27.06.2016, 15:46
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Old 28.06.2016, 22:41
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When PC goes wrong

Going forward gypos can't be called pikeys.

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Nah, Travellers are different. And then there are Showmen (even if they're women).














And yes, I got the "carefully" masked acronym...
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Just be a man and call them what they are: Criminals
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Old 03.07.2016, 17:22
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I am sorry, but if I translate this poem, it loses its charm

In diesem Scheisshaus lebt ein Geist,
Und dem, der so lange scheisst,
Von hinten in die Eier beisst.
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Old 06.07.2016, 13:28
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Not every dog lover will love this terrible tea towel but you're bound to know someone who will.

Can be bought over at ohhdeer.com They have a summer sale on too.

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