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26.06.2016, 23:00
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Goodness, you don't need a mug when you've got a jar. | 
26.06.2016, 23:18
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Ay yay
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| | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you] NewHealth Proposals The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on the
Prime Minister’s health care proposals for the junior doctors in the
National Health Service.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up."
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Ear Nose and Throat specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.
The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Brussels. | 
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01.07.2016, 22:28
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Going forward gypos can't be called pikeys.
The are Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers. | 
01.07.2016, 22:31
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Nah, Travellers are different. And then there are Showmen (even if they're women). And yes, I got the "carefully" masked acronym... | 
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Just be a man and call them what they are: Criminals | 
03.07.2016, 16:22
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missed ya!
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I am sorry, but if I translate this poem, it loses its charm
In diesem Scheisshaus lebt ein Geist,
Und dem, der so lange scheisst,
Von hinten in die Eier beisst.
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Not every dog lover will love this terrible tea towel but you're bound to know someone who will.
Can be bought over at ohhdeer.com They have a summer sale on too. | 
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