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18.07.2016, 19:33
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@ Mods, please let me know before you move my posts to the menopause thread this time. Nearly outed my EF member ID to my new team of ex-pats recently, but guess that ship has now sailed  .
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18.07.2016, 21:24
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| Quote: | | | | | Oh yeah, know that problem: | | | | | they look like rabbit ears..   |
18.07.2016, 21:27
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18.07.2016, 21:47
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Look! 
And anyway, bet you don't have rabbit ears, but tight round bouncy bunny tails |
18.07.2016, 22:00
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Look!
Attachment 116415
And anyway, bet you don't have rabbit ears, but tight round bouncy bunny tails
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19.07.2016, 07:16
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19.07.2016, 11:06
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this would be a lot funnier if it wasn't so true  |
19.07.2016, 11:11
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This pic might suit, Cath: 
Ms Marple - Clint is looking a bit rough, eh?
Cleaning must be bad for your looks. Good job I don't do any  |
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It is the morning of a man's 83rd birthday.
His 80 year old wife tells him to say in bed, she's just going to duck to the bathroom and get him a special surprise.
She nips (or is that hobbles) to the bathroom, and emerges moments later, stark naked, except for a flowing cape.
SUPER PUSSY!!!!!! she exclaims.
He looks up and says.....
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Soup please.
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20.07.2016, 14:41
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That summarises my last two long term partners in a nutshell, and I will definitely stick it to the fridge.
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A man's wife and daughter are leaving him because of his obsession with horse racing...
..they're at the door now...
....and they're off!!
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