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Old 18.07.2016, 20:33
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Like the phones, amogles

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Oh yeah, know that problem:

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Old 18.07.2016, 22:24
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Oh yeah, know that problem:
they look like rabbit ears..

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Old 18.07.2016, 22:27
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they look like rabbit ears..

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Old 18.07.2016, 22:47
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Thanks, sure that this image will accompany me through to my retirement.
Don't be mad.

Look!

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And anyway, bet you don't have rabbit ears, but tight round bouncy bunny tails

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Old 18.07.2016, 23:00
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Don't be mad.

Look!

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And anyway, bet you don't have rabbit ears, but tight round bouncy bunny tails

You're part of my new team aren't you?
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Old 19.07.2016, 08:16
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Old 19.07.2016, 12:06
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

this would be a lot funnier if it wasn't so true

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Old 19.07.2016, 12:11
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

This pic might suit, Cath:

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Ms Marple - Clint is looking a bit rough, eh?

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Old 19.07.2016, 12:50
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

It is the morning of a man's 83rd birthday.

His 80 year old wife tells him to say in bed, she's just going to duck to the bathroom and get him a special surprise.

She nips (or is that hobbles) to the bathroom, and emerges moments later, stark naked, except for a flowing cape.

SUPER PUSSY!!!!!! she exclaims.

He looks up and says.....

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Soup please.
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Old 20.07.2016, 15:41
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Old 20.07.2016, 20:10
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Old 21.07.2016, 19:40
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Old 21.07.2016, 21:22
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Old 21.07.2016, 22:13
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Thank you.

That summarises my last two long term partners in a nutshell, and I will definitely stick it to the fridge.
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Old 21.07.2016, 22:17
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A man's wife and daughter are leaving him because of his obsession with horse racing...

..they're at the door now...

....and they're off!!
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Old 24.07.2016, 09:15
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