 | | | 
11.08.2016, 18:49
|  | Forum Veteran | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hants/ZH
Posts: 1,989
Groaned at 27 Times in 19 Posts
Thanked 4,255 Times in 1,478 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
| Quote: | |  | | | One of us needs to stop this. I'll let you have the terminal | | | | | Yes, okay.. have to cook dinner soon.
Not happy though, have to cook sausages and they're the wurst.
|
11.08.2016, 18:56
|  | Forum Legend | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Eglisau
Posts: 5,210
Groaned at 37 Times in 36 Posts
Thanked 9,783 Times in 3,867 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
I find it hard not to offer my Senf dazu.
|
11.08.2016, 19:07
| | Forum Veteran | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hants/ZH
Posts: 1,989
Groaned at 27 Times in 19 Posts
Thanked 4,255 Times in 1,478 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
| Quote: | | | | | I find it hard not to offer my Senf dazu. | | | | | Don't fret. I'll figure it out.
I can't even eat my rocket salad I bought yesterday. It went off.
|
11.08.2016, 19:13
| | Forum Legend | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Eglisau
Posts: 5,210
Groaned at 37 Times in 36 Posts
Thanked 9,783 Times in 3,867 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
| Quote: | | | | | Don't fret. I'll figure it out.
I can't even eat my rocket salad I bought yesterday. I went off. | | | | | I could only see about 10% of mine while I was washing it. It was iceberg salad.
|
11.08.2016, 19:16
|  | Forum Legend | | Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Zürich
Posts: 2,594
Groaned at 61 Times in 51 Posts
Thanked 2,990 Times in 1,333 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
| Quote: | | | | | I find it hard not to offer my Senf dazu. | | | | | Reminds me of a fellow EFer who's on world travels. Question was, where was this taken.  |
11.08.2016, 19:20
| | Forum Legend | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Eglisau
Posts: 5,210
Groaned at 37 Times in 36 Posts
Thanked 9,783 Times in 3,867 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
| Quote: | | | | | Reminds me of a fellow EFer who's on world travels. Question was, where was this taken.
| | | | | Acapulco or thereabouts? Looks like lobster tails with a bean sauce and rice.
|
11.08.2016, 19:28
|  | Unbridled Mod | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Town or region
Posts: 10,770
Groaned at 614 Times in 397 Posts
Thanked 14,193 Times in 5,612 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
| Quote: | | | | | I could only see about 10% of mine while I was washing it. | | | | | You sure that you're talking about salad there?
|
11.08.2016, 20:39
| | Forum Veteran | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hants/ZH
Posts: 1,989
Groaned at 27 Times in 19 Posts
Thanked 4,255 Times in 1,478 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
If you are truly talking about not seeing all your lettuce, JagWaug, you need to wash it in a colander..
But use a new one, eh? Old colanders, can't take the strain.
|
11.08.2016, 20:53
| | Forum Veteran | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hants/ZH
Posts: 1,989
Groaned at 27 Times in 19 Posts
Thanked 4,255 Times in 1,478 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
|
11.08.2016, 21:11
| | Forum Legend | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Eglisau
Posts: 5,210
Groaned at 37 Times in 36 Posts
Thanked 9,783 Times in 3,867 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
| Quote: | | | | | If you are truly talking about not seeing all your lettuce, JagWaug, you need to wash it in a colander..
But use a new one, eh? Old colanders, can't take the strain. | | | | | I sieve I've met my mesh.
|
11.08.2016, 21:21
| | Forum Veteran | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hants/ZH
Posts: 1,989
Groaned at 27 Times in 19 Posts
Thanked 4,255 Times in 1,478 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
| Quote: | | | | | I sieve I've met my mesh. | | | | | Oh, now.. when making butter there is little margarine for error.
|
11.08.2016, 21:29
| | Forum Veteran | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hants/ZH
Posts: 1,989
Groaned at 27 Times in 19 Posts
Thanked 4,255 Times in 1,478 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
A Roman walks in to a bar.
He raises two fingers and says to the barman "Five Pints please".
|
11.08.2016, 22:17
|  | Forum Legend | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Zürich
Posts: 7,938
Groaned at 202 Times in 173 Posts
Thanked 10,270 Times in 5,570 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
A centurion walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "Don't you mean a martini sir?" the barman replies.
" If I wanted a double,I'd have asked for one " the Centurion says.
|
12.08.2016, 02:13
|  | Only in moderation | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Basel-Land
Posts: 6,857
Groaned at 200 Times in 158 Posts
Thanked 11,739 Times in 4,847 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
|
12.08.2016, 02:17
| | Only in moderation | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Basel-Land
Posts: 6,857
Groaned at 200 Times in 158 Posts
Thanked 11,739 Times in 4,847 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
|
12.08.2016, 02:19
| | Only in moderation | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Basel-Land
Posts: 6,857
Groaned at 200 Times in 158 Posts
Thanked 11,739 Times in 4,847 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
Yo' Momma's so ugly, even fluorine won't bind to her!
|
13.08.2016, 00:10
| | Forum Legend | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Eglisau
Posts: 5,210
Groaned at 37 Times in 36 Posts
Thanked 9,783 Times in 3,867 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
Since I got the Roomba my Dyson sits in the cupboard, a vortex of inactivity. If I were to put the Dyson down in the shop, would it be able to strike a balanced relationship with my air compressor?
|
13.08.2016, 11:57
| | Only in moderation | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Basel-Land
Posts: 6,857
Groaned at 200 Times in 158 Posts
Thanked 11,739 Times in 4,847 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
| Quote: | | | | | Since I got the Roomba my Dyson sits in the cupboard, a vortex of inactivity. If I were to put the Dyson down in the shop, would it be able to strike a balanced relationship with my air compressor? | | | | | It's definitely worth a try. But more importantly, I'm giving you a virtual Thanks for "vortex of inactivity". Wonderfully oxymoronic.
|
13.08.2016, 12:01
| | Forum Legend | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Eglisau
Posts: 5,210
Groaned at 37 Times in 36 Posts
Thanked 9,783 Times in 3,867 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
| Quote: | | | | | It's definitely worth a try. But more importantly, I'm giving you a virtual Thanks for "vortex of inactivity". Wonderfully oxymoronic. | | | | | I thought it fully vacuous myself.
|
13.08.2016, 12:03
| | Only in moderation | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Basel-Land
Posts: 6,857
Groaned at 200 Times in 158 Posts
Thanked 11,739 Times in 4,847 Posts
| | | Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]
Sixteen sodiums walk into a room. Who's next?
Batman!
(Think about it... c'mon, did you get it?) | |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
| | | All times are GMT +2. The time now is 14:27. | |
![Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]](https://www.englishforum.ch/iconimages/jokes-funnies/repertoire-terrible-jokes-i-challenge-you_ltr.gif)
