Yes, okay.. have to cook dinner soon.

Not happy though, have to cook sausages and they're the wurst.

I find it hard not to offer my Senf dazu.

Don't fret. I'll figure it out.

I can't even eat my rocket salad I bought yesterday. It went off.

I could only see about 10% of mine while I was washing it. It was iceberg salad.

Reminds me of a fellow EFer who's on world travels. Question was, where was this taken.

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Acapulco or thereabouts? Looks like lobster tails with a bean sauce and rice.

You sure that you're talking about salad there?

If you are truly talking about not seeing all your lettuce, JagWaug, you need to wash it in a colander..

But use a new one, eh? Old colanders, can't take the strain.

I sieve I've met my mesh.

Oh, now.. when making butter there is little margarine for error.

A Roman walks in to a bar.

He raises two fingers and says to the barman "Five Pints please".

A centurion walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "Don't you mean a martini sir?" the barman replies.
" If I wanted a double,I'd have asked for one " the Centurion says.

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

Yo' Momma's so ugly, even fluorine won't bind to her!

Since I got the Roomba my Dyson sits in the cupboard, a vortex of inactivity. If I were to put the Dyson down in the shop, would it be able to strike a balanced relationship with my air compressor?

It's definitely worth a try. But more importantly, I'm giving you a virtual Thanks for "vortex of inactivity". Wonderfully oxymoronic.

I thought it fully vacuous myself.

Sixteen sodiums walk into a room. Who's next?

Batman!




(Think about it... c'mon, did you get it?)