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One of us needs to stop this. I'll let you have the terminal
Yes, okay.. have to cook dinner soon.

Not happy though, have to cook sausages and they're the wurst.
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Old 11.08.2016, 18:56
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I find it hard not to offer my Senf dazu.
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:07
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I find it hard not to offer my Senf dazu.
Don't fret. I'll figure it out.

I can't even eat my rocket salad I bought yesterday. It went off.
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:13
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Don't fret. I'll figure it out.

I can't even eat my rocket salad I bought yesterday. I went off.
I could only see about 10% of mine while I was washing it. It was iceberg salad.
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:16
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I find it hard not to offer my Senf dazu.
Reminds me of a fellow EFer who's on world travels. Question was, where was this taken.

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Old 11.08.2016, 19:20
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Reminds me of a fellow EFer who's on world travels. Question was, where was this taken.
Acapulco or thereabouts? Looks like lobster tails with a bean sauce and rice.
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:28
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I could only see about 10% of mine while I was washing it.
You sure that you're talking about salad there?
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Old 11.08.2016, 20:39
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

If you are truly talking about not seeing all your lettuce, JagWaug, you need to wash it in a colander..

But use a new one, eh? Old colanders, can't take the strain.
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Old 11.08.2016, 20:53
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Old 11.08.2016, 21:11
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If you are truly talking about not seeing all your lettuce, JagWaug, you need to wash it in a colander..

But use a new one, eh? Old colanders, can't take the strain.
I sieve I've met my mesh.
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Old 11.08.2016, 21:21
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I sieve I've met my mesh.
Oh, now.. when making butter there is little margarine for error.
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Old 11.08.2016, 21:29
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A Roman walks in to a bar.

He raises two fingers and says to the barman "Five Pints please".
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Old 11.08.2016, 22:17
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A centurion walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "Don't you mean a martini sir?" the barman replies.
" If I wanted a double,I'd have asked for one " the Centurion says.
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Old 12.08.2016, 02:13
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
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Old 12.08.2016, 02:19
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Yo' Momma's so ugly, even fluorine won't bind to her!
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Old 13.08.2016, 00:10
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Since I got the Roomba my Dyson sits in the cupboard, a vortex of inactivity. If I were to put the Dyson down in the shop, would it be able to strike a balanced relationship with my air compressor?
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Old 13.08.2016, 11:57
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Since I got the Roomba my Dyson sits in the cupboard, a vortex of inactivity. If I were to put the Dyson down in the shop, would it be able to strike a balanced relationship with my air compressor?
It's definitely worth a try. But more importantly, I'm giving you a virtual Thanks for "vortex of inactivity". Wonderfully oxymoronic.
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Old 13.08.2016, 12:01
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It's definitely worth a try. But more importantly, I'm giving you a virtual Thanks for "vortex of inactivity". Wonderfully oxymoronic.
I thought it fully vacuous myself.
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Old 13.08.2016, 12:03
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Sixteen sodiums walk into a room. Who's next?

Batman!




(Think about it... c'mon, did you get it?)
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