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13.08.2016, 12:17
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| Quote: | |  | | | Sixteen sodiums walk into a room. Who's next?
Batman!
(Think about it... c'mon, did you get it?) | | | | | Na8He3
Last edited by JagWaugh; 13.08.2016 at 12:23.
Reason: Checked the lyrics.
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13.08.2016, 13:06
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What's the difference between chemistry and cooking?
In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
If you can't helium and can't curium, you might as well as barium.
Chemists do it on the table 
Well, periodically..
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13.08.2016, 13:11
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Went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin.. 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.
I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!
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13.08.2016, 23:09
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14.08.2016, 00:17
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| Quote: | | | | | | | | | | Britney Spears born 1981
Steve Jobs born 1955
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14.08.2016, 01:50
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| Quote: | | | | | Britney Spears born 1981
Steve Jobs born 1955 | | | | | Psssst... That's the joke...
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14.08.2016, 06:45
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15.08.2016, 12:50
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Words can't express how much I hate World Emoji Day.
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15.08.2016, 12:55
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15.08.2016, 13:57
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I saw this quote in a "old school" bakery bathroom... (it was in german so I found you a handy translation)
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16.08.2016, 12:56
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Shameless copy of something I saw on Facebook:
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
Almost as good as the difference between a magician's wand an a policeman's truncheon. One is for cunning stunts...
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16.08.2016, 19:06
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Sold my homing pigeons on ebay, third time this week.
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16.08.2016, 19:16
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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16.08.2016, 20:26
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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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18.08.2016, 13:35
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18.08.2016, 13:36
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a terrible dog joke  |
20.08.2016, 20:30
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20.08.2016, 20:56
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A blonde is buying a car. "And is the car fast?" she asks.
"Indeed, 240km/h"says the garage sales lady.
"You are kidding," wonders the blode, "an hour doesn't have that many kilometers!".
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20.08.2016, 21:33
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Locked Out of Car
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down"
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