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Old 13.08.2016, 13:17
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Sixteen sodiums walk into a room. Who's next?

Batman!




(Think about it... c'mon, did you get it?)
Na8He3

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Old 13.08.2016, 14:06
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What's the difference between chemistry and cooking?

In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.


What do you do with a dead chemist?

If you can't helium and can't curium, you might as well as barium.


Chemists do it on the table

Well, periodically..
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Old 13.08.2016, 14:11
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin.. 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.

I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!
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Old 14.08.2016, 00:09
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Old 14.08.2016, 01:17
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Britney Spears born 1981
Steve Jobs born 1955
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Old 14.08.2016, 02:50
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Britney Spears born 1981
Steve Jobs born 1955
Psssst... That's the joke...
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Old 14.08.2016, 07:45
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Words can't express how much I hate World Emoji Day.
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Old 15.08.2016, 13:55
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Old 15.08.2016, 14:57
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I saw this quote in a "old school" bakery bathroom... (it was in german so I found you a handy translation)
worth a monday chuckle
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Old 16.08.2016, 13:56
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Shameless copy of something I saw on Facebook:

What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.


Almost as good as the difference between a magician's wand an a policeman's truncheon. One is for cunning stunts...
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Old 16.08.2016, 20:06
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Sold my homing pigeons on ebay, third time this week.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?


An irrelephant.
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Old 16.08.2016, 21:26
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

a terrible dog joke

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Old 20.08.2016, 21:30
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Old 20.08.2016, 21:56
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A blonde is buying a car. "And is the car fast?" she asks.
"Indeed, 240km/h"says the garage sales lady.
"You are kidding," wonders the blode, "an hour doesn't have that many kilometers!".
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Old 20.08.2016, 22:33
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Locked Out of Car

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down"
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