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20.08.2016, 23:22
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A bus pulls up and opens the door, one of two blonds leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to Piccadilly Circus?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says "No, I'm sorry."
Hearing this, the other blond leans inside, smiles, and twitters: "Will it take ME?"
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20.08.2016, 23:26
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A blonde is out for a walk along the riverside. She spots another blonde across the river. She waves and shouts "Hiiiii". The other one waves back and shouts "Hiiii". After this much conversatation they both take a break, then the first blonde shouts "Do you know how I can get to the other side?". After a pause the second shouts back "But.... you are on the other side!"
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20.08.2016, 23:28
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How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
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20.08.2016, 23:47
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A friend told the blond man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blond man then said, “Let ‘s hope it ‘s not the 13th.”
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20.08.2016, 23:47
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Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
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20.08.2016, 23:51
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20.08.2016, 23:52
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How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings?
Tell a joke on Friday night!
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21.08.2016, 00:00
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Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
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22.08.2016, 12:53
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Lol.. A whole set of funny ones..
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
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22.08.2016, 22:37
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25.08.2016, 12:08
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25.08.2016, 18:35
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26.08.2016, 12:22
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26.08.2016, 20:47
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26.08.2016, 20:56
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Ha! I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
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26.08.2016, 20:59
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| Quote: | |  | | | Ha! I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak. | | | | | 
(for you)
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26.08.2016, 21:05
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That's the wurst looking lettuce I have ever seen.
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26.08.2016, 21:16
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26.08.2016, 21:21
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You look hungry.. I just ate some cheese and feel grate.
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