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Old 26.08.2016, 20:44
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Although it didn't have the logo with the items depicted, there used to be a fish and chip shop not far from my university that had that exact name.
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Old 29.08.2016, 16:24
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Old 29.08.2016, 17:34
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Q. What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

A. He just runs to the next stop and waits for the bus there.
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Old 30.08.2016, 19:28
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Old 30.08.2016, 19:43
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How to survive this thread without dying (from laughing)...

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Old 30.08.2016, 20:22
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How to survive this thread without dying (from laughing)...

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Old 31.08.2016, 19:16
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Old 31.08.2016, 19:26
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Not sure if that's the best... there's been a liter bottle of apple juice coloured liquid next to the coffee machine since my return from vacation labelled "urine specimen from (name of person), which no-one has dared to remove.
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Old 31.08.2016, 20:02
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Not sure if that's the best... there's been a liter bottle of apple juice coloured liquid next to the coffee machine since my return from vacation labelled "urine specimen from (name of person), which no-one has dared to remove.

thats terrible
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Old 01.09.2016, 21:23
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Members of the local clergy were heading out on a bus trip. Sister Margret was doing the crossword and turned to Sister Mary for help. ”Four letters ending in IT with the clue - it gets stuck in your shoe”. "That's easy”, replied Sister Mary " the answer would be GRIT". After a brief pause, there was the timid voice of Father Joseph from behind them: “Excuse me...but does either of you have an eraser I could borrow?"


The Pope dies and goes to Heaven. Saint Peter sees him, and is overjoyed. "Brother Francis, welcome!" But then his smile turns to a frown. "I have some bad news. There's been a new rule put into place to test clergy: you have to demonstrate your understanding of the Word". Solemnly, Saint Peter asked, "What is the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?" The Pope furrowed his brow, and spent much time pondering the question. Worriedly, he said to Saint Peter: “That's a hard one." And thus did Pope Francis earn his eternal reward.
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