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Swiss Cheese joke

Only loosely related to Switzerland...but related it is...


http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/12/philad...bator-4259690/
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Old 14.02.2014, 06:32
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Re: Swiss Cheese Wanker

I can be found at the intersection of the I-95 and I-298
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Old 14.02.2014, 08:02
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Re: Swiss Cheese Wanker

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Only loosely related to Switzerland...but related it is...


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I can be found at the intersection of the I-95 and I-298
Yep - a crazy Canadian, eh?; mental.
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Re: Swiss Cheese Wanker

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Only loosely related to Switzerland...but related it is...


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of course in an english speaking country.
would it be Parmesan cheese, Gouda or Camembert?
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Re: Swiss Cheese Wanker

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of course in an english speaking country.
would it be Parmesan cheese, Gouda or Camembert?

Surely Gorgonzola would be appropriate here? Perhaps I am missing something.


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Re: Swiss Cheese Wanker

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that Grumpy prefers being addressed to by his Christian name.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that Grumpy prefers being addressed to by his Christian name.

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Re: Swiss Cheese joke

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That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products.
Not in Switzerland (for obvious reasons ?)

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Re: Swiss Cheese joke

I think the guy is a bit Brie-verted

*I'll get me coat*
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Re: Swiss Cheese joke

Police have some leads, but report that there are still some holes in their käse.
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Re: Swiss Cheese joke

He is in more trouble now

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/05/swiss-...harges-4423660
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