"A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. ‘What are you doing?’ She asked. ‘Hunting Flies’
He responded. ‘Oh! Killing any?’ She asked.
‘Yep, 3 Males, 2 Females,’ he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. How can you tell them apart?’ !He responded,
’3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.’ "