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Old 23.05.2016, 23:21
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Re: Calling Dr. Ken!

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i've only been with my girlfriend for four weeks and she's already 4 months pregnant.

How did my sperm become so powerful?
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Old 24.05.2016, 08:54
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Re: Calling Dr. Ken!

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I've only been with my girlfriend for four weeks and she's already 4 months pregnant.

How did my sperm become so powerful?
Your girlfriend finished her course of "DNA enhancers" with me 4 months ago - this may have left exceedingly fertile and allowed a fetus to grow much faster than normal.

If you have any questions please call my lawyer (or the other line )
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Old 24.05.2016, 12:45
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Re: Calling Dr. Ken!

Hey doc, glad this plate is real discrete. Just your advice and my issues.

Two things worrying me, someone else's blood on my toilet paper and a body decomposing slowly in my bathtub. Which air freshener would you recommend?
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Old 24.05.2016, 13:09
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Hey doc, glad this plate is real discrete. Just your advice and my issues.

Two things worrying me, someone else's blood on my toilet paper and a body decomposing slowly in my bathtub. Which air freshener would you recommend?
I've had great results in reversing decomposition using a combination of Osmium and Thallium therapy. Prior to decomposing was the patient particularly active? On any special diet?

For example if they lead a sedentary lifestyle consuming a great deal of processed food full of preservatives then there is a greater chance of success.
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Old 24.05.2016, 20:37
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Old 24.05.2016, 20:39
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Hey doc, glad this plate is real discrete. Just your advice and my issues.

Two things worrying me, someone else's blood on my toilet paper and a body decomposing slowly in my bathtub. Which air freshener would you recommend?
Buddy. You've got much bigger issues to worry about.

You have to share your bathroom??
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Old 25.05.2016, 11:55
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I see the problem, and I apologise for being unclear in my instructions, the bottle should be consumed over 3 meals - and not at a single meal - 3 times a day.

I shall ensure my instructions are clearer in future.

Now, this stomach upset, have you been eating anything unusual? Do you drink tap water? Have you had your Selenium levels checked recently?


Eating is cheating
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Old 25.05.2016, 12:13
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I see the problem, and I apologise for being unclear in my instructions, the bottle should be consumed over 3 meals - and not at a single meal - 3 times a day.

I shall ensure my instructions are clearer in future.

Now, this stomach upset, have you been eating anything unusual? Do you drink tap water? Have you had your Selenium levels checked recently?
I did put a very small amount of refined sugar on my cornflakes (it sweetens the gin) - could that be what's killing me?
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