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New: Trump Jokes

Donald Trump on a field trip visiting a sausage factory:

The owner proudly explains the level of automation.....

"You need to push the pig inside. The machine does all the work..
Lo, you have the sausage come out"

Trump: "I want to make America Great Again! Is it possible to push the
sausage in, the pig comes out....?"

Factory Owner: "Yes it is possible. Your father tried it years ago, and he
succeeded...!"

Exactly 71 years ago!!!!!
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Re: New: Trump Jokes

Donald Trump has announced that now he’s President he’s going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
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He wants to make America grate again

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

An orange has a thick skin.

My friend said to me, “I hear the FBI have foiled a terrorist plot to kill Donald Trump.”

“What, a suicide bomber? ” I asked.

“No, a surface to hair missile.”

How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Look, we can change the light bulb. That I will tell you. We’re changing it, ok? And I understand what you’re saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say “Is the light bulb really dead?”. That’s what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The light bulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.
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Re: New: Trump Jokes

Donald Trump walks into a bar...
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Who's Donald Trump
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Re: New: Trump Jokes

Donald Trump's library burnt down.

He was really upset as he lost both of his books and he hadn't even finished colouring in the second one.
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Donald Trump's library burnt down.

He was really upset as he lost both of his books and he hadn't even finished colouring in the second one.
... because there was a button on the page that he pushed prematurely, and the pretty pictures just somehow filled themselves!!!
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Re: New: Trump Jokes

A friend and I were discussing this week, why there aren't many Trump jokes around? We agreed the problem is that people won't believe any story is in fact a joke....
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Trump lunches with the Pope

Lunch with the Pope

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope
accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off,
right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind
died down and it just floated in place.

The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go
get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get
it."

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to
the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the
yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage
were speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, The SUN reported:

Trump can't swim!
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Re: New: Trump Jokes

Donald Trump was asked if he knew any bible verses.
He replied, “Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Deport him and you don’t have to feed him again.”
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Re: New: Trump Jokes

Saw this and just had to share on this thread....

CNN: Trump is new US president
NASA: SH*t

a few weeks later..

NASA: We found 7 planets, 3 we can live on and there is plenty of room for every one.
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