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Someone is going to Hell for this

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k3...ilson/ymca.jpg

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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

would have been better if it was in-focus....
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

What signs are they making with their hands? Makes no sense to me. Am I missing something obvious?
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young man, there's no need to feel down
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

ymca LOL I see it
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

A kindergarten teacher was walking around observing her classroom of children while they were drawing pictures. As she got to one girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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At Sunday School they were learning how God created everything, including human beings. Johnny was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"

Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

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For her: Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And the #1 reason why God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial
Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes
meals."

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure
to the congregation."

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not
worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is
also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Nelson's sermons.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break
Forth into Joy".

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a
friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early
and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new
members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you
want remembered.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious
hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm-prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in
the basement on Friday afternoon.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to
lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their
electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back
door.

A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

I think I've found a stable mate for that photo in terms of 'ooh, should i post that here?'

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Old 29.03.2007, 12:11
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

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Haha! ~That is cool
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

ROFL - Absolutely superb! Keep 'em coming I'm having a tough day!
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

Excellent. That's my new wallpaper on my office PC
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

Yeah, Hammer time is killing me, it's just not getting any less funny.
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

Freaking brilliant.
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Niiiice!
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

awesome Boris - but did they ever catch the flasher?
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

I like this one!

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Ohhhh - ouch!
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

good lord.... LOL
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Re: Someone is going to Hell for this

Digital camera: 200 CHF

Museum entrance fee: 15 CHF

Convincing jesus to pose as 70's gay pop star: Priceless
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almost religious.... a great advent calendar

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