A liquor store in Los Angeles:

Couple's devoted son a victim of grave misfortune

The Canadian Press

GATINEAU, Que.–A 77-year-old man is dead after a tombstone presumably fell on him while he worked on his parents' grave in Gatineau, Quebec.

Gatineau police say they found the man Sunday evening.

They said they had received a call from someone who had noticed a car had been parked at Saint-Gregoire cemetery since the morning.

The man, police said, had permission from the cemetery to work at the grave site.

He had been digging when the stone fell from the cement foundation at some point during the day, police added.

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i know i shouldn't laugh but it's probably the worst FAIL i can imagine....

Best man fail

He better run...

Apologies if a repost, just got the email of this at work today:

http://www.jonathannguyen.net/2008/1...nd-the-sickie/

Here's a South African fail..

= Man is found glued to toilet seat =
A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.

Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.



The 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill in the West Midlands when he became stuck.



He was taken to hospital where doctors had to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him.



Toilet re-installed

An ambulance service spokesman said: "He appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed."
It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.
An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man.



"With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said.



The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ry/7704603.stm

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This one has been doing the rounds the last few days, but it's a good 'un.


=E-mail error ends up on road sign = http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7702913.stm

Man's arm trapped in train toilet

"A passenger on a French train had to be rescued by firemen after having his arm sucked down the on-board toilet.

The 26-year-old victim was trapped when he tried to fish out his mobile phone, which had fallen into the toilet bowl, and fell foul of the suction system."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7693386.stm

"The man was carried away by emergency services, with the toilet still attached to his arm."

Did he retreive his phone - Poor guy!!!!!!!!

Pay attention Higgy - this is already at 4 posts above you here and at

Headline of the Day

Was that a 007 quote GG?
My friend went to see the latest one in London but 'she' said it was pants. Maybe that movie will be a fail of the day on its release here on Thursday. I'm going to a pre premier showing on Wednesday.
I've deleted the duplicate post now.

Cheers,
Double O Higgy

A bit crude but still funny..

What a lovely old Lady

What an asshat! Well done old lady RESPECT!