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Old 17.09.2012, 12:05
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Japanese department store post-Christmas sale !!

Got to love the use of English in their advertising.




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http://gawker.com/5874304/japanese-d...k-up-the-word-
Only 20% off doesn't qualify for a "****in' Sale" in my book, if you're going to start swearing, it's got to be like 50-75% off
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Old 17.09.2012, 16:29
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Re: FAIL of the day

Not exactly funny, but at least he was busted.
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Old 04.10.2012, 09:34
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Re: FAIL of the day

This could get expensive

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...tes-wheel.html
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Old 04.10.2012, 09:38
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Re: FAIL of the day

FAIL of the day

Sorry!


Young Bern driver faces huge bill
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Old 04.10.2012, 13:40
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Re: FAIL of the day

You don't know your ass from your elbow, this poster from Australia might help, hmm maybe not!!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-0...poster/4293360
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Old 10.10.2012, 18:37
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Re: FAIL of the day

Took my parents to see Zurich from Uetliberg today. That's the view from there at 3 p.m.
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Old 10.10.2012, 18:57
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Took my parents to see Zurich from Uetliberg today. That's the view from there at 3 p.m.
Tip - if you can't see the top of the Ütliberg from Zürich then you're not going to see Zürich from the top of the Ütliberg. Nice fail though
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Old 12.10.2012, 12:22
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Took my parents to see Zurich from Uetliberg today. That's the view from there at 3 p.m.
Did something similar with my Dad's first visit to Switzerland - took him up Rigi for the day, cloud from about 100m below the peak and going up ... with strong winds.
My excuse is that we couldn't see the clouds from Zurich ...
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Old 12.10.2012, 13:09
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Re: FAIL of the day

Does this count as a fail?

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Old 12.10.2012, 14:11
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Does this count as a fail?

Slap in the face! Yup... just as much a fail as it was to give Obama the "Peace Prize"...
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Old 12.10.2012, 14:16
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Slap in the face! Yup... just as much a fail as it was to give Obama the "Peace Prize"...
I wasn't sure whether to put it here or in the Tasteless jokes thread.
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Old 19.10.2012, 13:50
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Re: FAIL of the day

I love the heading!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...hway-York.html
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Old 29.10.2012, 11:09
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Re: FAIL of the day

haha great one
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Old 23.11.2012, 21:53
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Old 23.11.2012, 23:14
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Re: FAIL of the day

OK. But which one was our own Vegan_Chief??
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Old 23.11.2012, 23:38
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OK. But which one was our own Vegan_Chief??
The one with the apple
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Old 27.11.2012, 22:48
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Re: FAIL of the day

Kim Jong-Un named Sexiest Man Alive

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http://shanghaiist.com/2012/11/27/pe...rstand_the.php
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Old 27.11.2012, 22:52
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Kim Jong-Un named Sexiest Man Alive
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/11/27/pe...rstand_the.php

So friggen funny! Thanks
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Kim Jong Un, manipulated results

In November, satirical website The Onion named him 2012's Sexiest Man Alive,



The diminuitive leader swept the board in the TIME magazine readers' poll, raking in a whopping 5.6 million votes. The poll is not Time magazine's official Person of the Year announcement, which is revealed on December 19. The North Korean leader might will be slightly disappointed to learn that his landslide victory was apparently due to the poll being fixed by users of internet forum 4chan. As has been the case in previous years, users of the cult internet forum decided to manipulate the results of the vote, and urged readers to vote for Kim in their thousands (and millions).

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/north-korea-leader-kim-jong-un-wins-time-person-of-the-year-readers--poll-115843154.html

He went to school in Bern for 7 years, attending the private English-language “International School” in Gümligen near Bern under the name “Chol-pak” or “Pak-chol” from 1993 until 1998. Later it was reported that Kim Jong-un attended the public school “Liebefeld Steinhölzli” in Köniz near Bern under the name “Pak-un” or “Un-pak” from 1998 until 2000 as the son of an employee of the Embassy of North Korea.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-un
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Old 19.12.2012, 14:19
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Re: FAIL of the day

Unintentional funny(ish) in Today's Torygraph:

BBC management was 'completely incapable of dealing with Savile row'


They obviously have problems buying tailored suits
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