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For Sale: Family Pack of Toilet Roll

I offer a 12 pack of luxury toilet roll. 57 sheets per roll.

4-ply (not to be confused with the inferior 3-ply)
Extra Sensitive.

Aloe Vera additives help prevent smearing.

Wiping ones anus produces a playful, joyous sensation, thanks to scientifically tested embossing.

Maximise wipes by utilising both sides of the sheet.


Go on! Treat your balloon knot today!

COVid 19 Street Value - CHF300
EF offer - only CHF250

A free gift of one bar 'Le Petite Marseillais' vanilla soap. 300gr with every purchase.


(please note - this product has been tested on animals)
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Old 15.03.2020, 10:57
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Re: For Sale: Family Pack of Toilet Roll

Is it new or used?
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Old 15.03.2020, 11:00
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Re: For Sale: Family Pack of Toilet Roll

Toilet paper is much more valuable now. In the good old days, you could use real newspaper but the online newspapers somehow are not even fit for the purpose.

It looks rough out there. I think I'll send my wife to do the shopping for such items:





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Old 15.03.2020, 12:27
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Re: For Sale: Family Pack of Toilet Roll

I wonder if there is less of a demand in Muslim countries.
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Old 15.03.2020, 12:30
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Re: For Sale: Family Pack of Toilet Roll

A lot of Asia uses Bum Guns. It's actually quite a good idea.
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Old 15.03.2020, 14:44
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In the good old days, you could use real newspaper but the online newspapers somehow are not even fit for the purpose.
Confirmed. Get it wrong and it can seriously damage your iPad.
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Old 15.03.2020, 15:16
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A lot of Asia uses Bum Guns. It's actually quite a good idea.
I have seen those in hotels. Basicaly you spray your poop around the hotel bathroom? It must hurt.

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Old 15.03.2020, 15:23
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Re: For Sale: Family Pack of Toilet Roll

Thank you for your offer. Am Swiss (and Jungfrau / Virgin from horoscope), so no probs, have an attic already full of the nice, 3-layer stuff since quite a while.

But have to say that when trying to stock-up recently, only the one-layer Coop stuff was still available...

Will get back to you.
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Old 15.03.2020, 20:06
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Confirmed. Get it wrong and it can seriously damage your iPad.
Exactly. To borrow from the famous quote attributed to Sam Goldwyn concerning the value of a verbal contract, an online newspaper is not fit to wipe your a*se on.
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Old 15.03.2020, 20:12
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Re: For Sale: Family Pack of Toilet Roll

Will you make the agreement to sell on a handshake?
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Old 15.03.2020, 20:41
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daughter bought a new house some months ago- and I knew straightaway it had been built by Italians- as all bathrooms have a bidet. Will come handy, for sure.
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Old 15.03.2020, 22:13
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Friend just sent a joke

''as we run out of WC paper, I had to use lettuce leaves- but I am afraid that is just the tip of the iceberg' lol
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A lot of Asia uses Bum Guns. It's actually quite a good idea.
What pleasures have you just introduced me to?!
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Re: For Sale: Family Pack of Toilet Roll

Try this....
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