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Old 20.08.2021, 12:35
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Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

Title says it all.

"A psychic has claimed that she is married to the ghost of Michael Jackson. She discussed her relationship with the superstar's ghost in an interview with the Daily Star.

The American psychic, who believes she is the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe, says she is married to the ghost of Michael Jackson.

Kathleen Roberts, an American psychic who also claims to be the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe, has told Britain's Daily Star newspaper that Michael Jackson's ghost proposed to her with a pink engagement ring. She also claims that civil rights icon Martin Luther King Jr. officiated at their ceremony and explains that the Thriller singer manifests through possession or "channeling".

Michael stays inside me all the time," she said. So he comes to the bathroom with me and calls these special bonding moments 'grooming. He loves cookies. He talks to me a lot, which is not what I expected from the shy man I saw on TV all those years I was a fan."

"He's very bossy"
She believes the star chose her because of her apparent resemblance to Marilyn Monroe. "I feel special that he chose me as his wife (even if it's not on paper), we treat our relationship as if we were married. We have our ups and downs but Michael, the truth is I can't stop loving you," she added.

She also insists that the artist, who died in 2009, has not yet consummated their "marriage". He doesn't like to be touched in return," she reports. He scares me with visions of spiders and visions of corpses if I kiss him or try to initiate a love affair physically. He is very bossy and points out things like flaws and mistakes I make. I guess he gets that from his father, so I try to ignore it because I love him and I'm not perfect either."

It's all good."

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https://www.bluewin.ch/fr/divertisse...on-846960.html

As for looking like Marilyn Monroe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe
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Old 20.08.2021, 12:56
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

I am the reincarnation of Martin Luther King jr and can confirm that this is a scam. I've never married those two.
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Old 20.08.2021, 13:06
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

that's nothing

I've seen EF male members being married in spiritual marriage with this lady

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Old 20.08.2021, 13:25
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

So sad MJ's ghost is not as musically inclined as the late MJ
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

Does MJ "Remember the time" ?
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

Couldn’t be true, unless she is 12 years old and male.
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Old 20.08.2021, 13:52
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

<<Michael stays inside me all the time>>
Seriously?

Didn't he want to be deep-frozen, reanimated in the perfect time and tried to transfer his money into the future?
Sorry, stuff like that I only hear via word-of-mouth and I'm usually about no. 8.6 million (didn't want to bore you with the number followed by a th) to be told, so I might be wrong.

On the other hand, are we allowed to use this as a Friday thread? She's totally entitled to define herself as the wife of MJ's ghost and it's totally unwoke (I'm sure that's a word by now) to make fun of it.
Or is it?

PS, does she look boyish?

edit: bluewin.ch reported on that?!?
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Old 20.08.2021, 13:59
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

I appreciate this forum is pretty low-brow but this really is Sunday Sport material along with "London bus found on moon".
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Old 21.08.2021, 18:00
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

Just browsing after a while, but …
This is maybe too much too soon (in light years)
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Old 21.08.2021, 19:01
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

Sounds like a bad case of schizophrenia, amplified by her pseudo-spiritual beliefs. That and/or just another person desperate for attention on the Internet.
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Old 21.08.2021, 19:12
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

I am not sure why this selectively is makin' tabloid news, tho. Why so many Americans can be taken semi-seriously when talkin' to ghosts, etc., people believe in angels and other stuff but this is making news. Feels like a very strong case of wishful thinking and a fetish. I bet that person is very happy.
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Old 21.08.2021, 22:40
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Re: Friday thread time - I'm married to Michael Jackson's Ghost

This is a new low in Friday threads...RIP. Please.

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