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Old 13.08.2008, 09:12
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Funny signs

US Terror:
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/terror_alert

Polish roads:
http://polandian.wordpress.com/2008/...-my-favorites/

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Humoristic view of Poland:
http://polandian.wordpress.com/
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Old 13.08.2008, 09:30
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I've always been a fan of this sign.

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Old 06.09.2008, 21:48
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Old 06.09.2008, 22:53
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Re: Funny signs

I laughed so hard... can you tell me if those signs were real... the catholic and presbyterian chuch signs.
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Old 06.09.2008, 23:03
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Re: Funny signs

Regrettably they're fake. But I thought this was clever so I posted it.
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Old 07.09.2008, 09:55
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Old 07.09.2008, 10:42
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Re: Funny signs

http://www.outdooroddities.com/wp-co...rning_sign.jpg

Sign text reads:
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.


We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.


We also advise anyone using the out-f-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.


Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.
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Old 05.12.2008, 17:51
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Re: Funny signs

Signs like this invite a smoke bomb and/or a pair of tongs with a long arm . . .
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Re: Funny signs


I thought it was walking strangely...
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Re: Funny signs

Seen yesterday in St. Gallen:



Main thing is it's English, no matter how wrong....
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Not got a picture, but sorry, I am never flying in into Cambridge. Signs says

Crematorium airport.
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Old 27.09.2011, 11:49
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Re: Funny signs

I once made a photo of a sign in Broadford, Isle of Skye which explained a newly built bridge.

There was a rock in the middle underneath the bridge and the drawing pointed out "pole situated on the rock" and then also "the rock".
The most obvious thing ever.

I lol'd

Also funny: http://www.pbase.com/dzippin/translation_problems
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