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Old 21.10.2010, 02:52
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Wtf.. really..who would do that to his kid..i mean at that age the back , bones and muscles are far from ready for all this..



Giuliano Stroe (born July 18, 2004) is a 6-years-old bodybuilder and gymnast of Romanian descent. Giuliano Stroe has been lifting weights since he was two-years-old in Florence, Italy where his family lives. In 2009, he was recorded in the Guinness Book of World Records after setting the record for the fastest ever ten metre (33 feet) hand-walk with a weight ball between his legs. Stroe performed the stunt in front of a cheering live audience on an Italian TV Show, and has become an Internet sensation as hundreds of thousands of people have watched the clip of him performing the stunt on YouTube.
On February 24, 2010 he broke the world record for number of 'air push-ups'; 'which is an exercise where push-ups are performed without letting your feet touch the ground. Stroe managed 20 'air push ups' beating his previous record of 12, live on Romanian TV.
Giuliano's father Iulian, 33-years-old, said he has been taking Giuliano with him to the gym ever since he was born, but he is careful not to push Giuliano too hard. Stroe insists his son's workout schedule isn't excessive. "He is never allowed to practice on his own, he is only a child and if he gets tired we go and play," Iulian said.
Giuliano says his newfound celebrity has not gone to his head. He adds that he still does normal five-year-old activities like watching cartoons and painting
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Old 21.10.2010, 18:18
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Who else thinks this is hilarious? (or WTF is wrong with me)
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Old 22.10.2010, 09:04
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

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http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/...r-crusher.html
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Old 24.10.2010, 03:36
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

German fella attacks a cop..with a dildo...

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Old 24.10.2010, 19:44
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

when you click on the video...it says it is private and you have to "accept friends request". though there was no request...
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Old 24.10.2010, 21:04
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when you click on the video...it says it is private and you have to "accept friends request". though there was no request...
Weird, it was free to see yesterday, no request needed what so ever..
It has been blocked by the owner

Sorry..but the little movie did what it said on the can, a drunk guy kept poking a police officer in Germany with a pink dildo until he got arrested.

Tied down with his hands he managed the grab the dildo with his teeth to further poke the police officer.. respect?
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Old 24.10.2010, 21:08
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Ill make it up to you with a new one.. shoplifter got caught stealing and agreed to hold up a sign, dressed like sesame streets bert.. wtf..the store owner feels for the young thief and wants to protect him from a criminal record? hmmh

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Old 26.10.2010, 09:23
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Old 26.10.2010, 09:50
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Old 26.10.2010, 10:13
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Her husband believed her ???
How dumb can he be ??? And an even scarier thought : He is serving in the army. How can that be a good idea ?
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Old 26.10.2010, 11:05
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Sorry, probably meant to address a serious issue, but I just got a pamphlet at work today with my pay stub addressing issues of respect in the workplace. Looks like they got the same guy to design them who do the 'brace for impact' drawings on airplane safety cards...

Apparently women in the work place a prone to bullying one another, while men just like to punch other men in the armpit. I found the discrimination graphic particularly poignant...
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Old 26.10.2010, 11:36
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Sorry, probably meant to address a serious issue, but I just got a pamphlet at work today with my pay stub addressing issues of respect in the workplace. Looks like they got the same guy to design them who do the 'brace for impact' drawings on airplane safety cards...

Apparently women in the work place a prone to bullying one another, while men just like to punch other men in the armpit. I found the discrimination graphic particularly poignant...

hahaha---I've been making armpit-punch jokes for the last two weeks

Well done!
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"Mrs T was convinced there was a secret clique within EF, and
everyone spent all their time talking about her behind her back."
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Old 26.10.2010, 12:04
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

no...it IS a proven fact (according to UK studies) that women do bully other women more....women tend to be more facetious and resent other women...they are more competitive and would bully another.

surprising eh?

i guess we as women CAN bully other women....and men tend to think they have power anyway so not really bothered...
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Old 26.10.2010, 12:14
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Smart bears. Click on the bear warning sign and read the whole sign. This sign is at Fort Steele is near Cranbrook .... Very funny
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Old 26.10.2010, 13:34
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no...it IS a proven fact (according to UK studies) that women do bully other women more....women tend to be more facetious and resent other women...they are more competitive and would bully another.

surprising eh?

i guess we as women CAN bully other women....and men tend to think they have power anyway so not really bothered...
Yeah yeah... you can bully as well. Gender equality and stuff... but you still suck at fire farting.

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- Britain's not-quite-so-shiny new £1.xbillion "stealth submarine" slunk past yesterday on its way back to Faslane, after running aground near the Skye Bridge.

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because they forgot to do any tidal calculations

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Old 26.10.2010, 16:10
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Where's a facepalm smiley when you need one.
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Just got back from my dental check-up. My teeth are perfect, but each time I go he tells me that I have very interesting anatomy. I hope that he means my bifurcated roots.
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Old 26.10.2010, 19:56
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

weirdo.. yet i did say wtf when reading it..

A guy collects his belly button fluff, dreaming of making his own pillow..

An Australian librarian keeps for the passed 26 years, all the fluff from his belly button or navel. It earned him so far has 22.1 grams mess, good for a spot in the Guinness Book.

Graham Barker (45) from Perth says each evening he goes fluff hunting. While the water from his shower gets to the desired temperature, he picks merrily in his navel. He then puts his loot in a jar.

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It all began on January 17, 1984 while Barker was backpacking.He is determined to reach his ultimate dream , fill a pillow with his navel fluff.
"On an evening in Brisbane, I was bored "I took a fluff from my navel. I was wondering how much of that gunk out of my belly was gathering per day. The only way to figure out was to collect and save.

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Meanwhile, more than 26 years later, the man became an expert in the matter. "The amount of clutter in your navel strongly dependents on the clothes you wear. Thermal underwear ensures the best results," he says.
"I also discovered that the fluf is usually washed away when your in the shower." It was so obvious that I went hunting for fluff before I took a shower.While my water warms up, I go to work. "


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