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Old 26.10.2010, 20:13
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weirdo.. yet i did say wtf when reading it..

A guy collects his belly button fluff, dreaming of making his own pillow..

An Australian librarian keeps for the passed 26 years, all the fluff from his belly button or navel. It earned him so far has 22.1 grams mess, good for a spot in the Guinness Book.

Graham Barker (45) from Perth says each evening he goes fluff hunting. While the water from his shower gets to the desired temperature, he picks merrily in his navel. He then puts his loot in a jar.

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It all began on January 17, 1984 while Barker was backpacking.He is determined to reach his ultimate dream , fill a pillow with his navel fluff.
"On an evening in Brisbane, I was bored "I took a fluff from my navel. I was wondering how much of that gunk out of my belly was gathering per day. The only way to figure out was to collect and save.

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Meanwhile, more than 26 years later, the man became an expert in the matter. "The amount of clutter in your navel strongly dependents on the clothes you wear. Thermal underwear ensures the best results," he says.
"I also discovered that the fluf is usually washed away when your in the shower." It was so obvious that I went hunting for fluff before I took a shower.While my water warms up, I go to work. "


Disgusting puts navel gazing on a whole new level.
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Old 28.10.2010, 01:52
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That is disgusting!
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Old 04.11.2010, 21:45
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Never say no to Panda!



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Old 05.11.2010, 03:33
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I was thinking of knitting something for my husband.

http://knitty.com/ISSUEss10/PATTgams.php
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Old 09.11.2010, 17:26
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Old 09.11.2010, 18:20
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Didn't know if this belonged in Youtube of the day or here- made me laugh. I think all the other players were thinking WTF! so I put it here
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Old 09.11.2010, 18:29
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I actually saw the documentary and it's worse because they show other customs. The look on my face was a mix of shock, disgust and "aha! moment" because I wondered at one point why do they have orange hair ...
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Old 09.11.2010, 18:34
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This is insane!!!
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Old 09.11.2010, 19:17
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Didn't know if this belonged in Youtube of the day or here- made me laugh. I think all the other players were thinking WTF! so I put it here
Bertrand-Geneva thought it belonged in You Tube of the Day earlier on today
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Old 09.11.2010, 19:24
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Bertrand-Geneva thought it belonged in You Tube of the Day earlier on today
WTF! OK I got up late, the roofer woke me up stamping on the roof and then rang the bell, to tell me that he had driven over and woken me up to tell me that there was 1 " of snow on the roof. I replied- and your telephone is dead?
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Old 12.11.2010, 01:49
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Elephant trunk seen for p***** - Kidsbook will never be the same

Now we all understand pretty illustrations in children's books are not as great as they sometimes should be, but this one should have been " seen " before published

An American dad who was reading this to his two years old daughter found a pop up that looked funny and disturbing at once.. he ran in to the very unfortunate 'elephant' trunk.



just noticed the book text " If something ever makes him mad, he'll trumpet and he'll charge
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Old 13.11.2010, 19:52
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just noticed the book text " If something ever makes him mad, he'll trumpet and he'll charge
LOL!!!! that was hilarious
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Old 14.11.2010, 10:05
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Bandits with Afros! Aiiiiiiii!



And here's a song about Hairy o' Hairy, apparently...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FYICxGNWcg

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Old 19.11.2010, 20:47
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Old 22.11.2010, 01:58
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Guy(David Blaine) eats snake..then it re-appears.. huh? Wtf and Omg !

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Old 22.11.2010, 02:19
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There's a company in Zurich that makes those as well, "Stangenei" (literally "egg bar") is what they call it, useful for sandwiches, but unusual to eat because of the way it has to be processed in order to stay good, i believe there's a heightened Sulfur content or something of the sort.

The room between a bar and the inside of a tube is filled with eggwhites, heated, and then they remove the bar, fill with yolks and heat again.
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Old 22.11.2010, 11:20
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There's a company in Zurich that makes those as well, "Stangenei" (literally "egg bar") is what they call it, useful for sandwiches, but unusual to eat because of the way it has to be processed in order to stay good, i believe there's a heightened Sulfur content or something of the sort.

The room between a bar and the inside of a tube is filled with eggwhites, heated, and then they remove the bar, fill with yolks and heat again.
These are, unfortunately widespread in commercial caterîng. In the UK they're called 'long eggs'.

It may well be a WTF, but it's almost certain that most people in the developed world will at some point have eaten some slices of one.
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Old 25.11.2010, 15:22
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Talking of knitting and winter.
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