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Old 07.12.2010, 14:00
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See what people will do for a Hublot. - LINK
Hahaha.

In fairness, though, I'd do the same even if there was no watch involved. He just has a punchable face
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Old 15.12.2010, 15:39
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Old 15.12.2010, 15:48
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Old 22.12.2010, 23:52
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Today's entry is sponsored by the letters C, I & A.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010...-taskforce-wtf

"The CIA has launched a taskforce to assess the impact of 250,000 leaked US diplomatic cables. Its name? WikiLeaks Task Force, or WTF for short."

Nice work fellas.
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Old 30.12.2010, 19:22
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Eh.. does this sell you think?

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Old 31.12.2010, 05:45
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'Emergency, is it Christmas Day?'



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The British call came days after a US woman was thrown in jail for calling the emergency hotline 911 four times to complain about her manicure.

Florida resident Cynthia Colston, 44, dialled the number after tussling with her nail technician as she was not happy with the length of her nails, Volusia County Sheriff's Office said.

In early December, a woman from Kent in south-east England complained to an emergency hotline operator about her stolen snowman.

The woman reportedly thought she should call 999 as she had used £1 ($1.50) coins for its eyes and teaspoons for its arms.
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Old 31.12.2010, 06:04
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Malawian man cuts off his genitals to sell



Malawi Police confirmed that a man cut off his own penis and testicles with a sharp knife last week.

According to police, Pilirani Lazaro of Dowa is hospitalised at Kamuzu Central Hospital after he cut his genitals which he wanted to sell.

KCH are keeping the genitals and doctors say they could not reattach his genitalia.

“Pilirani Lazaro had indeed severed his own testicles,” a police spokesman for central region John Namalenga said.
Nyasa Times reporter found Lazaro ay on the hospital bed, muttering incomprehensible phrases. “I feel pain all over my body,” he groaned

Issues of cutting genitals have become very common in Malawi.

Mzimba police spokesman Sub Inspector George Kondowe said recently that police arrested four people who attacked Joseph Nyirenda to chop off his genitals with “sharp knives.”

Private body parts of human beings are on a high demand by the witchdoctors and it is believed that people sell the penis and testicles abroad where they fetch a lot of money.

One case of this nature was concluded by the High Court in Blantyre which sentenced Peter Chakuamba to 20 years imprisonment with hard labour for cutting private parts of a fellow man.
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Old 31.12.2010, 07:05
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Eh.. does this sell you think?

I find things like this so much funnier than the silly parodies and fake ads you see on sketch comedy shows. The testimonials make it, gawd I was



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Old 03.01.2011, 19:31
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Arguably, the world's greatest Ventriloquist of his time - Dan Horn

The puppet's hand control is amazing! All he appears to do is twist the 2 sticks.

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Old 07.01.2011, 07:55
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Crazy Russians..powered by Vodka?

Crazy Russian Girl Bungee Jump Off Building ? It looks like have just the bungee cord strapped to normal cord and it’s not secure or professionally safe at all.

Given the space between two narrow buildings and the make shift rope connections, she is lucky to be alive.. mad people !



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Old 20.01.2011, 16:01
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Octomom gets nasty with wip..

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Old 20.01.2011, 16:10
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KCH are keeping the genitals
I read that as KFC for a moment.
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Old 20.01.2011, 16:12
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I read that as KFC for a moment.
You are either obsessed about your genitals or about Kfc..
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Old 20.01.2011, 16:13
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I read that as KFC for a moment.
expect to see LiB in here in
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Old 20.01.2011, 16:15
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Yeah ,he is always in for a good genitalia story..

Paging LIB, paging LIB
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Old 20.01.2011, 16:17
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You are either obsessed about your genitals or about Kfc..
Yuck...... you really have to use your imagination huh ???
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Old 20.01.2011, 16:19
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is anyone sure that guy is NOT LiB ?
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Old 20.01.2011, 16:19
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Fancy coming from someone with the name " hardie" in it

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is anyone sure that guy is NOT LiB ?
Hard to tell, no chicken in sight..
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Old 20.01.2011, 16:23
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is anyone sure that guy is NOT LiB ?
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Old 20.01.2011, 16:24
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Here chickie chickie..

Grynch,call your better half over here
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