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Old 25.02.2011, 13:44
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A crow at a funeral. That is all.

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Old 01.03.2011, 13:20
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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the NHS, a friend of mine recently decided to have his next test carried out whilst visiting Thailand, where the nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.

As expected, he was asked to strip off - he then lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.

"Don’t worry - at this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection." the nurse informed him.

"I haven't got an erection." said my friend.

"No, but I have..." replied the nurse.


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Old 01.03.2011, 15:03
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Re: What the !!! of the day

Just saw this and had a laugh
http://www.blick.ch/news/schweiz/ein...rstroms-167657

The funny thing is that someone saw this on tram 7 in Zurich and no one knows who put it there or for what reason, other than the obvious
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Old 02.03.2011, 09:47
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Re: What the !!! of the day

Theives Steal 10-tonne Footbridge.



What do they want with a bridge?
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Old 02.03.2011, 10:52
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Theives Steal 10-tonne Footbridge.


What do they want with a bridge?
There has been a great increase in the theft of scrap metal etc. in the UK recently, but this does seem somewhat extreme.

In our area, there have been several post boxes stolen recently, including some set in concrete in the ground.
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Old 02.03.2011, 10:54
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Theives Steal 10-tonne Footbridge.



What do they want with a bridge?
presumably they were shortly afterwards offered a replacement bridge at a remarkably good price?
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Old 03.03.2011, 14:31
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This made me laugh; the shape of the cylinder, the smile on her face....

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Old 03.03.2011, 18:36
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...her hair standing on end.....

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Old 04.03.2011, 15:43
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...her hair standing on end.....
That too
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Old 04.03.2011, 16:05
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There has been a great increase in the theft of scrap metal etc. in the UK recently, but this does seem somewhat extreme.

In our area, there have been several post boxes stolen recently, including some set in concrete in the ground.

They probably put it in their garden...and they picnic under it.

I wonder what on Earth has come over them ???
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Old 04.03.2011, 16:25
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Re: What the !!! of the day



Eli Porter, inspiration of countless remixes, awesomeness.

Favorite line:

See I'ma let you know who da best
By da hour
Just like Rosie O'donnell
At a bisexual bridal shower

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Old 06.03.2011, 14:51
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Re: What the !!! of the day

ha, "Classic"
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Old 07.03.2011, 17:24
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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the NHS, a friend of mine recently decided to have his next test carried out whilst visiting Thailand, where the nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.

As expected, he was asked to strip off - he then lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.

"Don’t worry - at this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection." the nurse informed him.

"I haven't got an erection." said my friend.

"No, but I have..." replied the nurse.


But are you a fan of carpforum.co.uk, practicalmachinist.com or www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com?
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Old 07.03.2011, 18:36
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A theme park's plan to build a ride which includes parts of a simulated plane wreckage has been criticised as "tasteless" by a pilots' union.
Thorpe Park has submitted plans for a 38m (125ft) rollercoaster focused on the theme of "urban devastation".
The British Airline and Pilot Association (Balpa) said the park's proximity to Heathrow and Gatwick Airport made the plan too sensitive.
Thorpe Park said it was attempting to create an "immersive experience".
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This seems to be in bad taste, especially as it is close to Heathrow and Gatwick Airports
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Old 07.03.2011, 18:47
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This seems to be in bad taste, especially as it is close to Heathrow and Gatwick Airports
38m???

This ride is too short.
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Old 07.03.2011, 19:05
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Eli Porter, inspiration of countless remixes, awesomeness.

Favorite line:

See I'ma let you know who da best
By da hour
Just like Rosie O'donnell
At a bisexual bridal shower

Clearly the poor chap is not all there, as high as a bird up in the sky or both! Far out...
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Old 07.03.2011, 20:26
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38m???

This ride is too short.
I'd see the funny side of it ... reckon my Dad would too, and he's a pilot.
I don't buy their argument about 'needing' the aeroplane bits in the 'immersive experience' of their 'urban destruction' ...
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Old 14.03.2011, 07:58
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Mullet man loves Careless Whisper

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Old 14.03.2011, 08:18
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Hohoho so cruel !

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