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Old 21.04.2009, 02:38
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Adelaide, for all the wrong reasons

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McDonalds at its worst

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Old 21.04.2009, 09:54
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Adelaide, for all the wrong reasons

McDonalds at its worst

To get into that state requires customers to keep going in there. What does that say about the people who eat there?
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Old 14.05.2009, 16:22
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ZVA disguised ...
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Old 26.05.2009, 16:11
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

a real book... hee hee

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Old 26.05.2009, 16:24
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a real book... hee hee

LOL - At the top and bottom of the book it says "Copyrighted Material". Can you copyright a poo?
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Old 26.05.2009, 16:49
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LOL - At the top and bottom of the book it says "Copyrighted Material". Can you copyright a poo?
hm....let me ponder that thought...wait! let me write it in my poo log :

Product Description
Finally, what every bathroom has been waiting for the Poo Log, a journal for recording and studying the wondrous
uniqueness of each bowel movement. With handy reference charts, extensive checklists (shape, color, consistency, etc.),
interesting nuggets, and screamingly funny illustrations throughout, this journal makes every trip to the can an
e-loo-cidating experience. Who knew one could learn so much from poo?


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Old 26.05.2009, 17:11
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With handy reference charts, extensive checklists (shape, color, consistency, etc.),
interesting nuggets, and screamingly funny illustrations throughout, this journal makes every trip to the can an
e-loo-cidating experience. Who knew one could learn so much from poo?
The author/editor is overexcited. Scatological puns and imagery detract from the otherwise educational value such a book could provide.
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Old 28.05.2009, 09:36
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

No comment other than WTF:
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/
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Old 28.05.2009, 09:57
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Pretty savage !!! Those Russian women, oh my oh my ... insane.
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Old 28.05.2009, 12:06
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=Woman had bullet in face for 12 years without knowing=

I'll see your twelve and raise you another thirty....

Bullet In Housewife's Face For 42 Years


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Old 28.05.2009, 12:10
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Pretty savage !!! Those Russian women, oh my oh my ... insane.

You think that's bad?

From the same site...

Son cuts off father’s penis as a dare

This really qualifies as a WTF???

"Go on son. I dare you"

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Old 28.05.2009, 12:11
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Pretty savage !!! Those Russian women, oh my oh my ... insane.
At least you know they really love you... Or they're off their meds. Either or.
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Old 28.05.2009, 15:41
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Cat in China Grows Wings
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Old 28.05.2009, 18:52
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You think that's bad?

From the same site...

Son cuts off father’s penis as a dare

This really qualifies as a WTF???

"Go on son. I dare you"
... and you do know the story of that Japanese Sada, don't you

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At least you know they really love you... Or they're off their meds. Either or.
... can you believe I've got a streak of Russian blood too
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Old 28.05.2009, 19:46
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I'll see your twelve and raise you another thirty....
I'll see your 42 and raise you a further 23!!!

Story
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Old 29.05.2009, 10:23
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... and you do know the story of that Japanese Sada, don't you



... can you believe I've got a streak of Russian blood too
I actually have the movie AND am married to a Russian woman!!
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Old 29.05.2009, 11:21
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

Principal files complaint over missed high-five
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I actually have the movie AND am married to a Russian woman!!
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olàlà ... olàlà !!! I don't dare ask further questions here
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Old 17.07.2009, 15:15
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Re: WTF!! of the day?

http://producten.hema.nl
Best homepage of the year. Suitable for work, but works better with a bit of a volume.
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http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/ha..._mans_toil.php
http://www.austriantimes.at/index.php?id=7633&pid=1124
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