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Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

Shower test

What part of the body do you wash first in the shower?

The following describes your character:


Hair
Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best lovers as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose chest.


Chest
You are practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good lover and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose hair.


Armpits
You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor lovers as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose shoulders.


Face
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centered person. Average lover as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose others.


Others
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average lover. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose face.

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How on earth do they do this ? ? ?
I am a "Hair" character, which actually describes me fairly well ....
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Old 17.02.2009, 13:04
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Shower test

What part of the body do you wash first in the shower?
Depends on who I'm showering with..
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Old 17.02.2009, 13:11
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

I always wash my mouth out with soap.

It absolves me from all the smutty things I have either said during the day or dreamt about during the night.
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?



How on earth do they do this ? ? ?
I am a "Hair" character, which actually describes me fairly well ....
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i'll tell you how its done - some idiot makes the whole thing up!!
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Old 17.02.2009, 13:19
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

I start from category of "Others"... you dont wanna know details though
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

Imagine you are with someone who is totally into this kind of analytical stuff ... at the end you don't know anymore how to sit, to eat, to shower, to cross, uncross your legs, whatever ...
oh you are a such and such someone will tell you !!!
Yeah ... WTF !!!
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Old 17.02.2009, 13:38
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

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Imagine you are with someone who is totally into this kind of analytical stuff
aren't u into this sorta analytical stuff???
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

yeah, to make fun of it, definitely yes

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the skills of a true profiler I do admire though !!!

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aren't u into this sorta analytical stuff???
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

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What part of the body do you wash first in the shower?

The following describes your character:




Face
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centered person. Average lover as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose others.



... what the crap... This is kind of harsh for those of us who wash our face first. I dare say that the guy who made this (note: not the OP!) had hardcore acne growing up and probably never got the ladies. Don't hate
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Old 17.02.2009, 14:35
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

Do people really think about what they wash first? For the life of me I couldn't tell you. I have no idea! I get into the shower. I splash about. I use various cleansing aids.I sing badly. I splash about s'more. And exit, towel wrapped and fragrant.

What part do I wash first, pfft.
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

Hair type, the only thing that's true about that is being a great lover... all the rest is gobbldyguke!
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I wash my hair first because that is the first bit of me that the water hits when I get in the shower! Plus it allows more time for the conditioner to sink in whilst I wash my other bits

Does that mean I'm artistic yet shallow?
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Old 17.02.2009, 14:49
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"Hair" type

Although I like the description of the hair type, and I find it right to describe me, I don't do it for artistic or latin lover kind of motivations, but just to do it in the right order, from top to bottom.


BTW someone who is bald then can't be a Hair Type ?
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

someone who is bald can still start off rubbing his head first and would therefore go into the hairy section ...

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Although I like the description of the hair type, and I find it right to describe me, I don't do it for artistic or latin lover kind of motivations, but just to do it in the right order, from top to bottom.


BTW someone who is bald then can't be a Hair Type ?
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

Washing your HAIR first ... is a very vague term in itself. Which hair r we talking about..?? There are many fertile places over the body.... and what about a Bald person (as correctly mentioned)..!! Lol
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

Face
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centered person. Average lover as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose others.

This face description is highly unfair ... I imagine a man who has been doing some job where he got really dirty, washing your face first would be just a very normal thing to do would it not and those men are usually a very good lot, oh yes they are !!!

For girls it is just normal to wet their hair first, so it doesn't stick all over your face or body ... very illogical stuff this is indeed

and there i go, analysing
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Old 17.02.2009, 15:55
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

Yeah, its always good to tweak our brains a bit analyzing stuffs like these. Actually it enhances the creativity in you...gwk..!!
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

it got me pretty right.....i am a hair person....
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Old 17.02.2009, 16:30
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

I'm a hair first person, but in my view that makes me the pragmatic, scientific type as opposed to a day dreamer. If you tackle your hair first and then add the conditioner; you can then get on with your other washing for the 3-5 mins the conditioner needs to do its funky thing.

So hair first is the more time and water efficient method
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Re: Shower Test - What part of your body do you wash first in the shower ?

Armpits first, I'm afraid.
God, how boring is that??!
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