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Old 30.04.2009, 00:04
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Texts from last night

I have been giggling all day at some of these.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Personal favorites:

(530): "Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake."

(415): $4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.

(630): I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me

(603): Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
(1-603): No...more like a life jacket.
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Old 30.04.2009, 10:53
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Re: Texts from last night

Clearly not everyone was amused by this as I was

I need to get out more.
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Old 30.04.2009, 11:21
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Clearly not everyone was amused by this as I was
On the contrary, very funny link, my favs so far:

(619): I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.

(703): i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf

(734): hey call me
(810): can't. in the shower.
(734): ... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
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Old 30.04.2009, 11:21
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Clearly not everyone was amused by this as I was

I need to get out more.
I am, but I need to get out more as well...
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(202): I just found out she jerks off to lesbian **** too honest to god
(202): you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary

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(617): Did you hit it?
(616): Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
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Old 30.04.2009, 12:00
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Re: Texts from last night

I bet some didn't answer because they have SMS of this kind in their sent folder. It's amusing to me

I once had a text in my drafts folder the morning after that read like "5 12 5 6" etc. It was the expenses of the night and explained why my wallet felt significantly lighter the next day.
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Old 01.07.2010, 22:23
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Texts From Last Night (website)

I just discovered the funniest website I've read for years.
Texts From Last Night

Tears are rolling down my face ...
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Old 01.07.2010, 22:29
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I just discovered the funniest website I've read for years.
Texts From Last Night

Tears are rolling down my face ...
very old site, but very good
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Old 01.07.2010, 22:41
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very old site, but very good

We can't all discover it as quick as you
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Old 01.07.2010, 23:09
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We can't all discover it as quick as you
apparently not, the internet is a big place
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Old 01.07.2010, 23:16
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Re: Texts From Last Night (website)

I thought so too, but I've finished it.

http://www.wwwdotcom.com/
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Old 01.07.2010, 23:54
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LOVE this site!
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Old 02.07.2010, 00:41
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Re: Texts from last night

i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Old 02.07.2010, 00:47
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
No spoilers please. I've avoided it in English for years, but have recently purchased the first book in German together with the audiobook.

Ha ha

(562):

In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...

Nice to see you can order t-shirts.

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Old 02.07.2010, 00:58
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No spoilers please. I've avoided it in English for years, but have recently purchased the first book in German together with the audiobook.
great. you'll learn some useful words. i always wanted to know the german word for 'muggle'.

(+44)


Walk of Shame time yet?
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Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Old 02.07.2010, 01:47
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great. you'll learn some useful words. i always wanted to know the german word for 'muggle'.
ein Muggel

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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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Old 02.07.2010, 07:42
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Re: Texts from last night

One of the latest posts =
(819): I woke up to her vacumming [hic] the grass

... sounds like an EFer post on life in Switzerland.
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Old 02.07.2010, 09:10
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My wife has been a fan of the site for some time. I leave it to her to pass on the good'uns to me.
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Old 02.07.2010, 10:05
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Re: Texts from last night


wow... I never came across this site before... I'm at work, LMAO and spewing coffee all over my keyboard... my laugh must sound crazy, cause everyone is looking at me like I'm about to turn "Gotham City Joker" on them!

Thanks Natasha and EF!

*I hope I'm not gonna have to browse the employment threads come Monday morning
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Old 02.07.2010, 12:57
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Re: Texts from last night

(401):

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'



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