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Old 05.05.2009, 15:11
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has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

... all i getting is crackling?
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Old 05.05.2009, 15:13
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

don't be so pig-headed
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Old 05.05.2009, 15:14
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

a mate of mine says he has swine flu. i think he's telling porkies though.
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Old 05.05.2009, 15:15
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

apparently one of the first symptoms is coming out in rashers....
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Old 05.05.2009, 15:16
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

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... all i getting is crackling?
Uggghhhhhh
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apparently one of the first symptoms is coming out in rashers....
that can be cured with oinkment.
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Old 05.05.2009, 16:38
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

apologies, the joke was a little ham-fisted
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Old 05.05.2009, 16:58
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

All in all I'd say the people handling this issue have made a bit of a pig's ear out of it.
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Old 05.05.2009, 17:38
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

Hey, I have a one not mentioned three times already in other threads:

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Did anyone try to get through to the swine flu hotline? All I got was crackling

Ha freakin ha.

The first time.

Honestly...
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Old 05.05.2009, 17:58
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

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Hey, I have a one not mentioned three times already in other threads:

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Did anyone try to get through to the swine flu hotline? All I got was crackling

Ha freakin ha.

The first time.

Honestly...
i agree its getting very boaring.
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Old 05.05.2009, 17:59
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

I think the WHO is trying their best to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear...
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Old 05.05.2009, 18:01
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i agree its getting very boaring.
monkeynut: did you set this thread up just so that you could use that one?
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Old 05.05.2009, 18:01
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i agree its getting very boaring.
I'm soooo jealous. I soooo wished I had your humour. I can't even add anything piggish or swinish or boaring to this thread
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Old 05.05.2009, 18:02
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I'm soooo jealous. I soooo wished I had your humour. I can't even add anything piggish or swinish or boaring to this thread
Do you have any lipstick?
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Old 05.05.2009, 18:05
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

Or strawberries? Some pearls perhaps?
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Do you have any lipstick?
and you a moustache, or a beard?

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Old 06.05.2009, 02:04
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

I'm tired of talking about it, it's making me a little hoarse.

Oh, hang on.....
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Old 06.05.2009, 07:04
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

I'm getting a little tired of how this theme is hogging these forums...
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Old 06.05.2009, 22:03
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

Apparently, the first symptom of swine flu is a bad case of the trotters...
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Old 12.05.2009, 13:46
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Re: has anyone been able to get through on the swine flu helpline?

Sounds like a curly tail to me. Better find a doctor who really knows his bacon. There's a good one in West Ham.
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