A father passing by his Son's bedroom was astonished to

see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an

envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.



It was addressed to "Dad"



With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and

read the letter with trembling hands:



Dear Dad,


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.



I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted

to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with

Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing's, tattoo's, and her

tight Motorcycle clothes.



But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and

Joan said that we will be very happy.



Even though you don't care for her as she is so much

older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of

firewood for the whole winter.



She wants to have many more children with me and that's

now one of my dreams too.



Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone

and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all

the cocaine and ecstasy we want.



In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a

cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!



Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to

take care of myself.



Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get

to know your grandchildren.



Your son, Justin




PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.



I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things

in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.



I love you!



Call when it is safe for me to come home!!