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Nothing is impossible but I say that I have been doing Nothing since 2 months
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Old 29.10.2009, 13:59
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Re: Quote of the Day

“Falling in love with someone isn't always going to be easy... Anger... tears... laughter.. It's when you want to be together despite it all. That's when you truly love another. I'm sure of it.”

Staying in love is even harder... ><

C'est la vie.
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Old 29.10.2009, 14:05
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I'd like this as a signature, for awhile.
Hey, Deb! Thanks for that. I don't even remember ever posting it -- must've been drunk on too much dark chocolate.
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Old 17.02.2010, 21:29
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Sorry, but if you are good at business, you are good at risk management and there is no hedging in love.
So summing up, just because women who have a lot to offer including possibly an impatience due to being used to their underlings doing as they're told or planning to have things run smoothly rather than the f*** ups only a human being who is not as organised and far-sighted as themselves can create are not prepared to lower their standards, they are picky b****es?

If I want loyal, adoring company, I'd get a dog. If I want to have someone unpredictable to spend all my money and give nothing in return, I'd get a personal psychic. If I want something pretty to look at, I'll buy a piece of art. For laughs and long chats, I have mates. And for the more physical aspects without the predictability of toys, there's the internet - they don't even have to know your name. Also helps you find out really quick that most men don't cheat because their wives have grown fat, but because they don't stimulate them mentally. I guess it's their own fault for choosing looks over brains but there you go...

So with all the alternatives, why bother letting someone into your life who may or may not actually love you but will try and make you believe he does, invariably ending up being a fickle-minded, lily-livered liar who breaks your heart? Sorry, but if you are good at business, you are good at risk management and there is no hedging in love.
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Best Opening Post this year:

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For those of us who go about their business after dark, we should do so ever so quietly.
This way nobody will know..
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Old 10.03.2010, 15:58
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Re: Quote of the Day

I just like the typo (I think):

Ethnic Slut


http://www.englishforum.ch/family-ma...tml#post734255
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Old 10.03.2010, 16:06
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Re: Quote of the Day

P.S. There is a specific thread for quotes from the Forum as opposed to from outside. A mod could move the posts from here that qualify.
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Old 10.03.2010, 16:13
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Re: Quote of the Day

oops, my bad.


Please move as necessary, apparently my search skill blow. Couldn't find the proper thread.

Although outside of the forum it will be my goal, nay, duty to search out and find Ethnic Sluts.
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Old 10.03.2010, 16:14
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oops, my bad.


Please move as necessary, apparently my search skill blow. Couldn't find the proper thread.

Although outside of the forum it will be my goal, nay, duty to search out and find Ethnic Sluts.
I couldn't find it either. But you did no wrong, this thread started off the same way too.
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Re: Quote of the Day

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I am a very good and well intentioned wife! I deserve the shaging!
EF: shoot, shag or marry?

They all do darlin.
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Old 08.06.2010, 15:33
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Re: Quote of the Day

Hash is right, those EF quotes belong into this thread:
English Forum "Quote of the Day"
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What he said...

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in this one...

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I wish you had told me that before I posted!
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Old 03.12.2010, 18:04
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Re: Quote of the Day

Harry Redknapp describing the World Cup voting system:

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"It's like going on X Factor, coming on, doing what you do. You're either good or you're not good. It's not a case then you go back, meet up with the judges for a couple of days and have a chat and say, 'You should be voting for me really. I'm a sexy bird, I'll get my gear off for you'."
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Old 08.12.2010, 13:08
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" F**k a duck and try to fly "
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Old 14.01.2011, 00:16
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Re: Quote of the Day

"My Mum always used to say to me 'Don't worry there are plenty more fish in the sea' But sadly this is no longer the case. Hugh's Fish Fight makes a lot of sense - get on board."

Harry Hill

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