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Old 24.08.2009, 16:37
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Quote of the Day

Couldn't find another thread like this, so thought I'd start it with this little gem...

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I do like the thought of drunkenly failing with girls and as a last resort thinking with drunkard logic, oh well, can't get any of these, might as well just make out with my nan.
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Old 24.08.2009, 16:39
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Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus... Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring and SuffeRing.
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Old 11.09.2009, 13:28
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Sharkey, that sh*t is the nuts!! 'Rape Me' is hilarious and I love the intro! "Here's one for the ladies"

keep 'em coming...
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Old 11.09.2009, 13:37
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Awesome sauce

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This chick has balls... why are you complicating things...
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Old 12.09.2009, 10:48
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you make it so easy devil...

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Anyway you should take dump first thing in the morning and then eat
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I am not poooo policeman.. seriously though you can set your clock to my poo poo time
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Old 12.09.2009, 12:01
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Re: Quote of the Day

Sign at the Grindelwald Glacier Gorge Restaurant:

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Dear Jumpers

When you are waiting in the restaurant, we kindly ask you to consume something.
Had me rather worried until I realised that there is a bungee jumping platform at the top of the gorge

Even though, would you want to be jumping on a stomach full of fondue or whatever?
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Old 12.09.2009, 12:15
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Re: Quote of the Day

"There isn't a man alive who wouldn't give his left nut to be Hugh Hefner."

KISS bassist Gene Simmons – who shares his life with Hef's one-time girlfriend, Canadian-born 1982 Playmate of the Year Shannon Tweed – opens the new documentary on Hefner's life with those words.

Link: http://www.thestar.com/entertainment...article/693891
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Old 12.09.2009, 12:23
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I'd like this as a signature, for awhile.

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When your world deals you a handful of bruised fruit, it's time to make pie.
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Old 13.09.2009, 16:03
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All I have to say is that I have informed myself and you are breaking Swiss law with your post concerning the KKK. It is called Verleumdung or Rufschädigung - aka defamation. That is all I have to say for the moment.
Wonderful stuff!
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For all us thick stupid plebs, how do you quote across threads?
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For all us thick stupid plebs, how do you quote across threads?
I just copied and pasted the text across, and popped (quote) and (/quote) at each end (but with square brackets).
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Old 13.09.2009, 16:20
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I just copied and pasted the text across, and popped (quote) and (/quote) at each end (but with square brackets).

Ok but how did i-b-deborah get her quote to show it was from argus across threads?
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Ok but how did i-b-deborah get her quote to show it was from argus across threads?
You can write (quote=Peg A) at the beginning, but with square brackets:

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just like this!
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Old 13.09.2009, 16:26
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Thanks!

I wasn't sure if it needed the user ID or if it "correctly" displays with only the name.
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Old 13.09.2009, 16:28
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Ok but how did i-b-deborah get her quote to show it was from argus across threads?
It is easiest to use the 'Multi-quote' button next to the 'Quote' button.
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Old 13.09.2009, 16:51
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“He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.” Noel Gallagher on his brother Liam
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Old 15.09.2009, 16:37
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OOOOH, we just love being told to **** off, no really, we do. We would never, at that point, put a curse on someone that their nads swell to the size of melons and that they never have sex again.



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Old 17.09.2009, 19:20
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There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't
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This is still making me chortle.

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Ha ha.. OK funny boy, what is EF?
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