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S**t my dad says...

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The guy who has this Twitter account just got a sitcom deal, and I can see why. Some of his dad's quotes are gold:

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"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."
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"Does anyone your age know how to comb their f**king hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started f**king."
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"Son, people will always try and f**k you. Don't waste your life planning for a f**king, just be alert when your pants are down."
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"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
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"Son, no one gives a s**t about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
And my favourite (also my new sig):
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"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it f**ked you."
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Re: S**t my dad says...

I love that guy and his Dad...
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Re: S**t my dad says...

wow... check this http://www.avclub.com/articles/stuff...ter-fee,35195/
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Genius!
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Re: S**t my dad says...

OMG! When did my brother get a Twitter account?
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Re: S**t my dad says...

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The guy who has this Twitter account just got a sitcom deal, and I can see why. Some of his dad's quotes are gold:

And my favourite (also my new sig):
cool. i pull the RSS feed into my dailly stream of crap that i read and it normally puts a smile on my face
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